Post your petty confessions here if you like.

[Rain Man]

I admit to something kind of petty.

When I take a flight, it's nearly always a round trip on the same airline. On the trip out, I do the crossword puzzle in the inflight magazine. On the way back, if there's someone next to me, I'll take out the magazine, which is almost always the same issue, and I'll do the crossword puzzle lightning fast while we're taxiing since I can remember the answers, just so the person next to me will think I'm some sort of savant. No one has ever said anything, but I like to think that they notice.

[srvy]

Ive pissed between doors of work truck on public streets than most hobos. I drink a lot of coffee ya gotta go you gotta go.

[Flying High D]

I enjoy leaning against the dividers in the latrine at work between the urinals and knocking them down. Very passive aggressive. If you piss me off I will hide chocolate milk in your office and rip something off your vehicle.

[banecat]

Originally Posted by Superturtle

I'll eat the whole bag of family sized Doritos.

They shouldn't put them all in the same bag if you're not supposed to do that

[Naptown Chief]

My neighbor complained because one of my dogs barks when she hears anything. Admittedly, it's pretty ****ing obnoxious. Said neighbor left me a note. I left said neighbor a pile of dog shit. My dog is a presa canario.. she takes giant shits.

[Naptown Chief]

I could go on for days with the amount of petty shit I've done. I'm an asshole

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

My neighbor complained because one of my dogs barks when she hears anything. Admittedly, it's pretty ****ing obnoxious. Said neighbor left me a note. I left said neighbor a pile of dog shit. My dog is a presa canario.. she takes giant shits.

To expand on this. I often times let the piles of shit closest to their yard "fester" a bit before picking them up

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Go on, friend...

[Mephistopheles Janx]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

To expand on this. I often times let the piles of shit closest to their yard "fester" a bit before picking them up

So you have an obnoxious barking dog and your neighbor left you a cordial note (you probably would have said if it were a nasty note) and your response is to leave dog shit to **** with them?

You sound like an awesome person to live next to. This isn't petty... it's childish.

[Flying High D]

At work when they jump my shit hourly for not doing shit I blame it on a medical condition. Some deficiency of some chemical, mineral what the **** ever. It’s a medical condition so they have to tread lightly and let me get back to Chiefsplanet.

[Mephistopheles Janx]

I'm not a fan of public restrooms. Especially when I have to go bad and find the toilet seat covered in piss or shit.

I will piss in the sink instead so as to avoid touching the toilet seat in any fashion.

[Flying High D]

My Uncle Jay taught me how to piss in a sink.

[bevischief]

I send those self addressed envelopes back with random junk mail in it. Mostly the neighbors mail, or random strangers mailboxes...

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by MephistophelesJanx

So you have an obnoxious barking dog and your neighbor left you a cordial note (you probably would have said if it were a nasty note) and your response is to leave dog shit to **** with them?

You sound like an awesome person to live next to. This isn't petty... it's childish.

While the note might not have screamed aggressive, this dude has been an asshole to me for the 3 years he's been here. On numerous occasions I'd said hello, waved, etc. to no avail. The dude is a joyless prick and deserves every second of my tomfoolery.

[srvy]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

While the note might not have screamed aggressive, this dude has been an asshole to me for the 3 years he's been here. On numerous occasions I'd said hello, waved, etc. to no avail. The dude is a joyless prick and deserves every second of my tomfoolery.

Or maybe he is just near sighted.

[Gadzooks]

I killed a hooker and buried her in my backyard. It was actually her fault at the end of the day. I was low on money and she just kept bitchin' at me.