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08-12-2017, 05:52 AM | #16 |
On Hiatus
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What you really need to do is sidle up to the guy who talks the loudest about all the money he makes and never reports to the government.
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08-12-2017, 06:04 AM | #17 |
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D: don't go
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08-12-2017, 06:17 AM | #18 |
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Archioligist - fill in your story from Indiana Jones but the bottom line is you're searching for the crystal plunger.
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08-12-2017, 07:58 AM | #19 |
Curmudgeon
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Bought out Vandelay Industries and focused solely on the import side. Made millions,ran with the posh crowd (pick a coast or country), and then retired to focus on your true calling, whatever your job is now.
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08-12-2017, 08:05 AM | #20 |
EvOlVeD
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you invented the squatty potty and the gogirl
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08-12-2017, 08:16 AM | #21 |
Dumbass!
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Grow a scraggly unkempt beard, pull a couple of teeth, buy tattered clothes from the Salvation Army store and go as a crazy homeless dog looking for handouts.
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08-12-2017, 08:38 AM | #22 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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I LOVE the former Chemistry Teacher, now owns a car wash angle. You could have a shit ton of fun telling the Walter White story line. Do it!
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08-12-2017, 08:39 AM | #23 |
Mod Team
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You're the first person in the USA to beat AIDS.
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08-12-2017, 08:43 AM | #24 |
Shit
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You work for Boeing. Just came up with a new thingamajig.
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08-12-2017, 08:57 AM | #25 |
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Porn star.
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08-12-2017, 09:00 AM | #26 |
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08-12-2017, 09:05 AM | #27 |
Fish are scared of me
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Tell them you invented Bacon
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08-12-2017, 09:23 AM | #28 |
New and Improved
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You are the CEO of a whore house franchise. Talk about the hard work it takes to open a new franchise and how you usually have to run them by hand at first until you can find qualified employees.
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08-12-2017, 09:25 AM | #29 |
New and Improved
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You are a professional speed bump doing contract work for the State Highway Dept.
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08-12-2017, 09:53 AM | #30 |
Just a li'l Evel
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Retired Salvation Army lieutenant. Served four Tours in KCK.
Battery engineer for Tesla. Own a personal security company. Own a marketing research firm in the greater Denver area, run half-marathons as a hobby, trying to complete one in every state. |
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