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11-14-2016, 10:42 AM | #1 |
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**** you Doug Baldwin. I just KNEW the first time I benched the prick he would go off for 3 TDs. And guess what happened! I normally start Hopkins, Baldwin, and either Emmanuel Sanders or Kelvin Benjamin. Hopkins has been dog shit with awful Osweiler this season. Baldwin goes off 3 games per season and does jack the rest of the time. Sanders is good for 40-80 yards and 0 touchdowns. Kelvin "Give the Game Away" Benjamin started the season off well but hasn't had many big games since.
On my bench I have Jordan Reed, Mohamed Sanu, and Stefon Diggs. I just wish I could scrap all of them and get a brand new set of receivers lol. I'm in first place in my league but WRs are killing me. It's impossible to pick the right ones. |
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11-14-2016, 11:12 AM | #2 |
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**** you Ty Montgomery. 3 carries and 2 receptions?
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12-12-2016, 10:44 AM | #3 |
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I'd like to give a big **** you to my entire team this year.
**** you: Allen Robinson - Thought you were going to be that true WR1 this year. Thanks for rewarding me with games under 6 points. Keenan Allen - Drafted you in the 2nd round and only got to use you for 6 receptions before losing you for the year. Thomas Rawls - Drafted you in the 3rd round.....only to lose you for basically the entire season. Now you're back.....after I didn't make the playoffs. Matt Forte - Fools gold with those early good games. Should have traded you when I had the chance. Now you're worthless. Devonte Booker - Held onto you because CJ Anderson was bound to get injured. He did...and then you proceeded to do jack shit. The only players on my team that have done anything this year were Rivers, Mariota and Tyrell Williams. |
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12-12-2016, 03:19 PM | #4 |
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Gronk.
I've never owned any Gronk. I've never been in a position in the draft where I felt comfortable drafting Gronk. Then this year came along and I waxed the draft. So in week 10, staring down the barrel of the trade deadline but with a TON of roster depth, I pulled the trigger. Jordan Reed, Thomas Rawls and Jordy Nelson for Gronk. "Yeah, it's a lot, but I've got Moncreif coming back and Alshon/Demaryius with Pryor and Moncrief is plenty for my WR/Flex spot. I think Rawls will play well but with Forte, Ajayi and Miller I should be fine...." I had Rob Gronkowski for 2 quarters. Oh, and Alshon was suspended the day after the trade went through. Forte sucks now and Moncrief is hurt again. Jordy suddenly looks like Jordy now and while Reed's been injured, he's still done a hell of a lot more than my army of misfit shit that has replaced that gimpy ****ing roid-head. Eat so many dicks, Gronkowski. Like my bold '1st and 2nd round pick for Billy Hamilton and Andrew Miller' gambit to corner SVs and SBs in my keeper league, this was great intentions that worked like absolute shit. This was my 5th year in this !@#$ing league and after finally making the playoffs last year, I was poised to finally cap my rebuild and announce my presence with authority. And you ****ed me, Rob. You ****ed me like you ****ed Bibi Jones. I loathe you, sir.
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12-12-2016, 03:48 PM | #5 |
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I literally blew it this year on missed trades.
Got offered Diggs for Langford....before Diggs had blown up and Langford was hurt. Passed. This also made me miss out on Howard because I was trying to work a deal for Fuller. Had a Forte deal on the table that would have netted me Melvin Gordon. Passed because it would have ****ed me hard on RB depth. Got offered Howard for Booker when Anderson first got hurt. Turned it down. Also picked up Davante Adams the first week after he blew up. He got a concussion and wouldn't play....so I dropped him for Ty Montgomery. Adams proceeded to blow up. I'm just hitting reset on the year and keeping Mariota for next year. |
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12-12-2016, 04:01 PM | #6 |
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As an aside, if I beat my wife home this evening, I may have to re-acquaint myself with Bibi Jones' body of work.
She was quite the talent.
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12-12-2016, 04:03 PM | #7 |
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12-13-2016, 08:49 PM | #8 |
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