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Old 10-09-2013, 03:01 PM  
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North Korea Finds Ancient Unicorn Lair
Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK


Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) -- Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:

"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.

The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.

The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."
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I wonder if North Korean citizens believe this stuff or if they just nod and agree like you do with a little kids so they don't get sent to labor camps. I admit if it came down to pretending to believing in unicorns or off the the North Korean gulag I'm all about the unicorns.
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I wonder if North Korean citizens believe this stuff or if they just nod and agree like you do with a little kids so they don't get sent to labor camps. I admit if it came down to pretending to believing in unicorns or off the the North Korean gulag I'm all about the unicorns.
No way they believe any of the bullshit. It's like "5 hole in one's in a row" our whatever it was. Better to just smile and waive when faced with torture and death.
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