Poop Wow,I just blew over $50 into my lawn - Page 2

**Nzoner** · 10-07-2011, 10:56 PM

with the,as Alf used to say The Technicolor Yawn.

Started at happy hour at 4 p.m. with a 25 oz blvd wheat and a plate of wings then switched to a strwberry vodka lemonade (don't ask) and then back to 2 more 25 oz blvd wheats.

After that a buddy I went to another bar where I got another 25 oz blvd wheat a cheeseburger and fries.Didn't feel like eating(got a to go box) but with my burger and his buffalo salad we still needed a food order of a few bucks to use one of our $5 off coupons so we ordered a dessert called brownie bites with ice cream.

Buddy finishes half while i'm working on a 2nd 25 oz blvd wheat and pushes dessert to me.I tell him no can do because I'll surely puke.So dumbass(me) orders a 3rd beer and while waiting devours the brownie and ice cream then downs the beer.

Anyhoe the thread title explains it all as i can't finish because this was a bad idea for a thread and I feel like it's tome to hurl again...

shakesthecat · 10-07-2011, 11:17 PM

Interesting.....in my experiences, it's always been lack of food that made me ralph

**cdcox** · 10-07-2011, 11:21 PM

We should have a contest to see who can ralph on their lawn after a night out on the town for the least amount of money.

10-07-2011, 11:21 PM

I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.

shakesthecat · 10-07-2011, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

We should have a contest to see who can ralph on their lawn after a night out on the town for the least amount of money.

What's a bottle of 20/20 go for these days?

**KcMizzou** · 10-07-2011, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.

Me either, but I stick to cheap beer.

Frazod · 10-07-2011, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Honestly, it's much less interesting. He put his on pavement. Specifically the parking lot of Johnny O'Quigley's.... many moons ago. He did rally, though....

Brad put his on the pavement, too. After it deflected off my car.

Hammock Parties · 10-07-2011, 11:30 PM

I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

**Bugeater** · 10-07-2011, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Me either, but I stick to cheap beer.

I've never puked off of beer, the 07 incident lies squarely on luv's goddamn antifreeze shots. The fact that I started drinking at 11am probably didn't help either.

**KcMizzou** · 10-07-2011, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

I've never puked off of beer, the 07 incident lies squarely on luv's goddamn antifreeze shots.

That's understandable.

**Nzoner** · 10-07-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.

Same here until tonight and the only thing that's wqay off from my norm is that focking strawbery vodka concoction,so Imma blame it on that.

salame · 10-07-2011, 11:42 PM

**Nzoner** · 10-07-2011, 11:44 PM

Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cake

Frazod · 10-07-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cake

Tell Ralph I said hi!

listopencil · 10-07-2011, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

Then you never really got drunk, pussy.

**KcMizzou** · 10-07-2011, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cake

G'night dude. May your hangover be mild.

10-07-2011, 10:56 PM
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Wow,I just blew over $50 into my lawn with the,as Alf used to say The Technicolor Yawn. Started at happy hour at 4 p.m. with a 25 oz blvd wheat and a plate of wings then switched to a strwberry vodka lemonade (don't ask) and then back to 2 more 25 oz blvd wheats. After that a buddy I went to another bar where I got another 25 oz blvd wheat a cheeseburger and fries.Didn't feel like eating(got a to go box) but with my burger and his buffalo salad we still needed a food order of a few bucks to use one of our $5 off coupons so we ordered a dessert called brownie bites with ice cream. Buddy finishes half while i'm working on a 2nd 25 oz blvd wheat and pushes dessert to me.I tell him no can do because I'll surely puke.So dumbass(me) orders a 3rd beer and while waiting devours the brownie and ice cream then downs the beer. Anyhoe the thread title explains it all as i can't finish because this was a bad idea for a thread and I feel like it's tome to hurl again...
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10-07-2011, 11:21 PM	#18
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4330478	I've never puked from alcohol. Ruffians. __________________ Chiefs game films
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Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cake __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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