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View Poll Results: How many times have you pooped today? | |||
One Time | 21 | 38.89% | |
Two Times | 17 | 31.48% | |
Three Times | 6 | 11.11% | |
Four Times | 2 | 3.70% | |
Five Times | 1 | 1.85% | |
Six Times | 1 | 1.85% | |
Seven Times | 1 | 1.85% | |
Eight Times | 2 | 3.70% | |
Nine Times | 2 | 3.70% | |
Ten Times | 1 | 1.85% | |
Eleven Times | 1 | 1.85% | |
Twelve Times | 1 | 1.85% | |
Thirteen Times | 3 | 5.56% | |
I haven't stopped pooping yet today | 5 | 9.26% | |
I don't poop | 5 | 9.26% | |
I dropped one steamy Gaz | 1 | 1.85% | |
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05-02-2011, 03:47 PM | #16 |
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Gout kicked in yesterday after drinkin a slab on sat. took my colchicine and shit so much the dog musta felt left out and shit all over the kitchen floor.
So when im cleanin it up with a hand broom and dust pan i puked(just like clockwork). When i wipe my mouth across my arm to get the puke off my face, i smear dog shit across my forehead/temple with the hand broom......@ 3 in the mornin.....good ****in times.
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05-02-2011, 03:52 PM | #17 |
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Pest is tearing shit up.
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05-02-2011, 05:34 PM | #18 |
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05-02-2011, 06:33 PM | #19 |
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I've spent my entire life cleaning poop.
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05-02-2011, 06:40 PM | #20 |
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Just dropped off number three.
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05-02-2011, 06:40 PM | #21 |
Take a Chill Pill
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I pooped once around 3 hours ago, but it was so small that it shouldn't even count as one.
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05-02-2011, 06:43 PM | #22 |
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It does ****ing count though.
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05-02-2011, 06:51 PM | #23 |
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Well I just ate around 4 oz of carne asada so I should be pooping pretty good later.
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05-02-2011, 07:29 PM | #24 |
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If your having bowel problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but poopin ain't one I got the repost patrol on the gat control Foes that wanna make sure my casket's posted Sac's critics that say he's "Every OT Goes" He's from the planet stupid what type of facts are those If you grew up with buckinkaeding whining on your screen You'd celebrate the minute they was dropping LT I'm like **** the you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my team you can suck bob dole I don't know what you take us as or understand the intelligence that theat CP has I'm from rags to buckets ****a I ain't fed I got 99 problems so I'll start a poop thread Hit me 99 Problems but my bowels ain't one If you having shittin problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but poopin ain't one Hit me |
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05-02-2011, 07:31 PM | #25 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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It's about to be 3, the 2nd one today was just the aftershock of the first one.
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05-02-2011, 07:32 PM | #26 |
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05-02-2011, 08:12 PM | #27 |
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I have IBS, but today has been a wonder. I actually pooped twice.
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05-02-2011, 08:17 PM | #28 |
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The thread title should be changed to, "How many times does Pestilence take a poop everyday?"
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05-02-2011, 08:26 PM | #29 |
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Only 2 makes me feel inadequate around here. Ya'll got some active bowels.
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05-02-2011, 11:02 PM | #30 |
You Sweetie!
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My metabolism is wacky right now. I haven't pooped since yesterday, so it'll most likely be in the morning. I'm going to bump this thread after I poop, next.
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