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pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Tell them you only want to join the Warren Jeffs sect that lets you **** multiple underage girls.
Then slam the door in his face as he stammers out that that is no longer officially sanctioned. |
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WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
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When I delivered pizza, I took a delivery to a mormon. He had a 5 in his hand and stretched it out to me. As I tried to snag the bill he pulled it back and gave me a leaflet instead stating this is far more valuable. So after he closed the door I knocked again and asked if I could trade him the leaflet for the 5 and he slammed the door. Loving people they are.
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"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Anti-freeze
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Well we gave it the business if ya know what I mean.
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"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
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So they just called to promote their religion & stiff you with the pizza?
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Every time they say Mormon, correct them and tell them that it's pronounced Muslim.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Bet you wouldn't think it was so funny if it wasn't one of those guys at the door but it was the cockroach in the Orkin commercials
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Put a Virgin Mary statue on your front porch. Works on Jehovah Witnesses too.
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Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/|_/[___] |/ \\_| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--)) |
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Starter
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Mindful Taoist German
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Tuck up yer' nuts and just use the ****ing hose on 'em...
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YOU take YOUR seat
Join Date: Nov 2007
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answer the door with a huge plate of spaghetti next time.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Did you offer them a Coke or a beer?
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Have to have your pants on backwards.
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Consuming CP souls
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midget mormons scare me
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