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Eye-Yi Yi!!!
Now HERE's a candidate for the "Would You?" Thread...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...?ir=Weird+News Talicia Kiavonna Morrison Rips Out Eyeball During Fight With Other Woman, Police In Texas Say Eye-yayay. Police in Texas say that a fight between two women ended with one ripping out the other's left eyeball from its socket. Talicia Kiavonna Morrison, 20, told police that she attacked the victim's eye and "dug her fingers up in there" during the altercation last Saturday in Austin, according to the American-Statesman. KRISTV reports: According the arrest affidavit, when police were able to bring Morrison in for questioning, she admitted to being involved in the fight and she had [a] couple of broken fingernails as a result of the fight. The 22-year-old victim -- screaming in pain when police arrived -- was transported to a local hospital, where medical professionals sedated her and re-inserted the eye. "She came at me with her hand toward my face," the victim told KITV. She added that her vision from the injured eye is now blurred. Morrison is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to MyFoxAustin. It remains unclear what started the fight. |
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I didn't really have any place to put this, so...uh...yeah:
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03-21-2013, 01:14 PM | #17 |
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Keeps a vampire fed for an entire week...
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03-21-2013, 01:16 PM | #18 |
Wasted away again...
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My. I don't know what is more disturbing. That someone is selling these or that there are people actually buying them
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03-21-2013, 01:21 PM | #20 |
He's Mahomie!
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She learned that trick in Kill Billy.
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03-21-2013, 01:21 PM | #21 |
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03-21-2013, 03:21 PM | #23 |
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Her other eye is still OK, right?
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Eye retina magazine that the leading cause of poor attendance in schools is missing pupils.
Famous last words of the attacker: "Outta sight!" Hey, the victim should look at the bright side (with her one good eye, of course): She now can double for Mike Wazowski and a quite a number of the primary characters of Disney's "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride attraction and movie sequels. Ironically, the victim's most favorite song ever is Foreigner's "Double Vision". On the other hand, her least favorite song ever is Debbie Gibson's "Lost In Your Eyes". (That goes for many of us...ameyeright?) Best thing to say to the victim so as to not draw attention to her handicap: "So what have you got on your ipod?". Are these lines too cornea? |
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03-21-2013, 04:12 PM | #26 |
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Nah, but I'd keep an eye on her if I did.
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03-21-2013, 04:15 PM | #27 |
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Now Otto can marry someone on eye level
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03-21-2013, 05:06 PM | #28 |
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I'd skull **** her. Then next time she seen me she'd keep an eye out for me.
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03-21-2013, 05:08 PM | #29 |
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I thought the story about the guy returning the used enemas, getting a possible 10 year prison sentence because they resold them. WTF? wouldn't that be on the employees for not knowing?
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