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04-06-2013, 08:55 AM | #16 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.
If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it. You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
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04-06-2013, 08:56 AM | #17 |
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04-06-2013, 08:57 AM | #18 | |
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04-06-2013, 08:57 AM | #19 |
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smoke some weed, eat some food, go back to sleep. repeat these 3 steps all day. you'll be ready to go again tonight.
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04-06-2013, 08:59 AM | #20 |
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wake and bake
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04-06-2013, 09:01 AM | #21 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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The convenience store dude w/ the Budweiser is fake, but the rest of that video is hilarious.
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04-06-2013, 09:02 AM | #22 |
I'm with the Banned
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My dumb ass tried to finish off an old bottle of Hendrick last night.
Gives me a hangover that would make whiskey blush. But was a fun night after Royals\Sporting wins.
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04-06-2013, 09:02 AM | #23 |
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A given.
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04-06-2013, 09:04 AM | #24 |
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Being a Missouri fan has finally taken its toll on you, huh?
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04-06-2013, 09:04 AM | #25 |
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04-06-2013, 09:05 AM | #26 |
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We all love you, man.
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04-06-2013, 09:07 AM | #27 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Never let go of any woman that says things as creative as, "your breath smells like a burned down liquor store."
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04-06-2013, 09:07 AM | #28 |
Take a Chill Pill
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You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.
1. Stick your fingers down your throat and make sure you get it all out 2. Rinse out your mouth 3. Eggs and bacon 4. Smoke a bowl You'll feel better in 20 minutes. |
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04-06-2013, 09:07 AM | #29 |
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You should have drank half a gallon of water before you passed out last night.
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04-06-2013, 09:09 AM | #30 |
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The only time I prepare for a hangover is when I'm not drunk enough to have a decent hangover anyway. When I'm completely shitfaced, I don't even think to get ready for the pain.
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