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In58men · 08-21-2016, 08:54 PM

I'm thinking about putting some artificial grass in the back yard and would like to if there's anything I should know. Is it worth the money? Thanks in advance.

C3HIEF3S · 08-21-2016, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Why Not?

I highly recommend. We've had it for years and I can't imagine going back. Yard looks great and 0 upkeep, except the occasional rake

Sounds like my future type of grass!

Nickhead · 08-22-2016, 02:08 AM

i 'eard that K2 'ell kill ya!

Nickhead · 08-22-2016, 02:09 AM

any photos of these fake weeds?

BWillie · 08-22-2016, 03:18 AM

I've always wondered why people in the midwest don't buy this stuff. I talked to an artificial grass salesman one time and he ASSURES me that it holds up thru the winter and rainy springs and hot summers. If that is the case, then how come nobody in the Midwest has it on their yards?

I'll be watching this thread. I would LOVE to have artificial grass. I pay some chode $100 a month to mow my yard. That is about $5,000 over 7 years. As long as the artificial turf + install + maintenance cost is below that, seems like a no brainer. Just not sure it would be, yards in KC are pretty big and I have an avg sized one.

**LoneWolf** · 08-22-2016, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie

I've always wondered why people in the midwest don't buy this stuff. I talked to an artificial grass salesman one time and he ASSURES me that it holds up thru the winter and rainy springs and hot summers. If that is the case, then how come nobody in the Midwest has it on their yards?

I'll be watching this thread. I would LOVE to have artificial grass. I pay some chode $100 a month to mow my yard. That is about $5,000 over 7 years. As long as the artificial turf + install + maintenance cost is below that, seems like a no brainer. Just not sure it would be, yards in KC are pretty big and I have an avg sized one.

I know another way you can save that $100 a month. Mow your own ****ing grass you lazy bastard.

BWillie · 08-22-2016, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

I know another way you can save that $100 a month. Mow your own ****ing grass you lazy bastard.

I do nothing myself, this much I assure you. Life is too short to do shit like that. I hire everything out, and ever since Im a much happier man.

Nickhead · 08-22-2016, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie

I've always wondered why people in the midwest don't buy this stuff. I talked to an artificial grass salesman one time and he ASSURES me that it holds up thru the winter and rainy springs and hot summers. If that is the case, then how come nobody in the Midwest has it on their yards?

I'll be watching this thread. I would LOVE to have artificial grass. I pay some chode $100 a month to mow my yard. That is about $5,000 over 7 years. As long as the artificial turf + install + maintenance cost is below that, seems like a no brainer. Just not sure it would be, yards in KC are pretty big and I have an avg sized one.

because if we all had fake grass, we would all die from lack of oxygen.

scho63 · 08-22-2016, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Greg, Marsha, Peter, Jan, Bobby, and Cindy didn't mind artificial grass.

But Tiger hated it!

DaNewGuy · 08-22-2016, 05:05 AM

I don't know my backyard view is a 7-11 sign

displacedinMN · 08-22-2016, 06:13 AM

1. I would love fake grass. No maintenance.

2. If you have an Home owners association-etc. check to see if that is an issue with them.
I remember being in CA seeing a story. Becuase of the drought, someone took out the grass and replaced it with turf. The HOA told them that was illegal.

Which I think is complete hipocrasy. He wants to save water. He wants green. It is not much different than xeroscape (sp?) Why not?

I hope it works for you.

**HemiEd** · 08-22-2016, 06:26 AM

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The ****? Do you live in a desert?

One of the main reasons parts of So. Cal burns every year is because everything is drier than a popcorn fart for long periods of time. Add lots of people and you have fire.

For years I did a trade show in Anaheim, and often my rental car would be covered in soot.

Artificial grass might be a great option out there, not sure of the cost though.

Personally, I enjoy mowing and the smell of fresh cut grass.

**srvy** · 08-22-2016, 07:49 AM

Welp time to get out and vacuum the yard. Sounds like Inmem isnt satisfied to just burn a apartment he want a fire with toxic fumes. A California wild fire would be like a tire fire No Thanks.

threebag · 08-22-2016, 08:39 AM

Sam the butcher is against it. He burnt his knees when he was doggin Alice at the BBQ. The one where he slapped his meat on her grill.

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