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There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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One Tequila
Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor! |
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BOOM!1!
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Being a Missouri fan has finally taken its toll on you, huh?
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This hangover is a breeze compared to post-UConn '09
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BOOM!1!
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Constable of Untruths
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Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Water just makes me feel worse when I'm hungover. It feels awful on my stomach.
If you've got the hookup, walk in to the hospital and have a friend hang a banana bag. Probably the only thing that's going to get rid of it. You can always try beating off. That should make you feel better for a few minutes.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln |
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Quote:
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A given.
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The talking stonehead
Join Date: Feb 2006
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smoke some weed, eat some food, go back to sleep. repeat these 3 steps all day. you'll be ready to go again tonight.
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Starter
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wake and bake
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You Sweetie!
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Now you've pissed me off!
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The convenience store dude w/ the Budweiser is fake, but the rest of that video is hilarious.
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I'm with the Banned
Join Date: Feb 2009
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My dumb ass tried to finish off an old bottle of Hendrick last night.
Gives me a hangover that would make whiskey blush. But was a fun night after Royals\Sporting wins.
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Spiraling down the Drain
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We all love you, man.
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