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06-14-2013, 08:48 AM | #16 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Ask them for a "Kancho."
BTW: this guy thinks with his dick more than any other bozo on the CP.... |
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06-14-2013, 08:52 AM | #17 |
SuperChiefs
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Bring a sh*tload of money !
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06-14-2013, 08:56 AM | #18 |
Veteran
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Always ask for "flied lice" and don't be surprised when they put it in your hair.
Tell Japanese women your nickname is "Pokémon", and then be sure to offer them a complete demonstration of how you got that nickname. |
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06-14-2013, 09:36 AM | #19 | |
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I'll keep all that in mind. I'm hoping to bang as many asian women as possible but to also take in the culture and see the sights. |
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06-14-2013, 09:38 AM | #20 |
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Tell them Japanese women much betta
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06-14-2013, 10:06 AM | #21 |
Banned
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Don't come back.
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06-14-2013, 10:06 AM | #22 |
The chosen one
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Wear lots of Hello Kitty clothing and accessories.
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06-14-2013, 10:14 AM | #23 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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If for any reason you are confronted by the police, tell them you know Rain Man so it's ok.
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06-14-2013, 10:25 AM | #24 |
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Mr. Powers will show you the way. Act just like this.
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06-14-2013, 11:27 AM | #25 |
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Don't go to the club called "Bukkake"
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06-14-2013, 11:56 AM | #26 |
Sexiest Athlete
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I recommend that you spend a great deal of time in Fukushima-- like ALL your time in Japan. Just stay there. Permanently. With a name like that, how can you go wrong? Besides, the women there are really hot.
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06-14-2013, 11:58 AM | #27 |
"Think BOOM!"
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Take your SCUBA gear. I heard it fell into the ocean.
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06-14-2013, 12:06 PM | #28 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Tell them your name is Dong Chim, and that you're from Korea.
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06-14-2013, 12:10 PM | #29 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Seppuku..
Commit it. |
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06-14-2013, 12:12 PM | #30 |
error 404
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すべての兆候は、日本にあるので、私はここでそれは都市の周りにあなたの方法を見つけるのは難しいです
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