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08-20-2004, 06:58 PM | #2 | |
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Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?" Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes." JK, Jim....
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08-20-2004, 07:11 PM | #3 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:20 PM | #4 | |
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It's so hard to answer this, you are just a babe, and you still have your virginity, which is a pretty cool thing in my opinion. You probably ought to wait until marriage...etc etc. But if not, your first time really needs to be with someone you can trust. She has to feel comfortable with you. Don't come on too strong, yet don't be a weenie either. Girls that age are worried mostly about having sex with someone who is going to exploit them or make it dirty. Girls don't usually appreciate dirty sex til they are a little older. Heh. One time, I was at this guy's house and.... Nevermind, I am getting a little off the subject. She needs to know she can trust you. Seriously dude, if she wants to have sex, you will know, because the vibes will be obvious. If you make your move, and she starts screaming NO!, well, that's a good sign, you aren't getting laid.
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08-20-2004, 07:22 PM | #5 |
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OK III, hold off, don't do it..... We can auction you off at the banquet to the Planeteer women, Yep, be the 1st to pop his nut, wadda ya think ?
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08-20-2004, 08:09 PM | #6 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:15 PM | #9 | |
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I don't know where you would have gotten that idea from.....
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08-20-2004, 06:18 PM | #10 |
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First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"
After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.
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08-20-2004, 06:19 PM | #11 | |
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This idea ought to go over well with many of the members.
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08-20-2004, 06:22 PM | #12 |
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What? Nobody has mentioned the obvious? Ask Slayer.
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08-20-2004, 06:20 PM | #13 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:19 PM | #14 |
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your place or hers...
kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on.. later on if 'welcome kiss worked' music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course... or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told... |
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08-20-2004, 06:14 PM | #15 |
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Well to me approaching her and seeing want to do it i feel like would get me a slap in a face.
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