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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
Explosive, foaming diarrhea 25 25.77%
Tarry earthworm craps 7 7.22%
Creamy peanut butter poops 20 20.62%
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits 20 20.62%
Premature breakers 7 7.22%
Incomplete evacuation 14 14.43%
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. 4 4.12%
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
Please support your response with relevant examples.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:33 PM   #16
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I hate the kind where it's like you're peeing out of your butt and after several trips wiping becomes like the prison scene in American History X.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:37 PM   #17
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Explosive water shits are fun every now and then.

There's nothing like your own ass imitating an elephant's trunk spraying.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:46 PM   #18
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.
I came in here to post this. You could wipe till your ass was raw and it still wouldn't be clean. The explosive hot poops are a close second in my book though.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:47 PM   #19
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Not a big fan of the bowling ball poops either... but at least it feels good once you finally cross that"OH MY GOD I'm GOING TO DIE" moment.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:51 PM   #20
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I like it when you get the peak over, then you know you've taken a good shit. If it's clean that's a bonus.

As for bad shit I can't stand it when I take a sewer dump. You need courtesy flushes for those.
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:59 PM   #21
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Which one is the one where it comes out at molten lava temps?
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:06 PM   #22
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Gastroenteritis. I got this last year and it is the worst shit. By 13 miles. It lasted 6 weeks in a time of year when I spent 18 hours a day in the sprayer. Most of the time along way from any working shitter.

Goddamn that sucked. It was basically diarrhea that felt like it was getting my guts put through a wood chipper every time. 8 or so times a day.

So yeah, I chose diarrhea on the poll.
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:12 PM   #23
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earthworms are horrible as well - but no poo really discourages me - coming out empty-handed like that, mate.
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:14 PM   #24
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:18 PM   #25
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Ah man, the peanut butter shits.

All of the wiping makes my ass dry and sore.
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:23 PM   #26
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I believe this is Hamas' first poo thread.

This is a pretty darned big day.
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:26 PM   #27
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Peanut butters.. I HATE spending twice as long wiping as I did unloading the awful cargo.

HOW MUCH TP DO I HAVE TO USE AND WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:37 PM   #28
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Peanut butters.. I HATE spending twice as long wiping as I did unloading the awful cargo.

HOW MUCH TP DO I HAVE TO USE AND WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END
Hi - have you been pretty satisfied lately w/ your dumps?
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:41 PM   #29
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:05 PM   #30
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I seem to have a different category entirely... Acidic shits that burn the sphincter with the fury of a handful of Suns and just kinda clings to the nether region.

Probably related to my mentally impaired diet but you know, YOLO.
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