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Old 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM  
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What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.
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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.
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A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork
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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite
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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:38 PM   #256
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:39 PM   #257
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:47 PM   #258
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So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.
Does chocolate syrup or whipped cream count as food?
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:54 PM   #259
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None that I'll share, you sick bastard

Come on I was just curious.
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Old 06-22-2015, 09:00 PM   #260
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Old 06-22-2015, 09:09 PM   #261
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If you're a fan of the show "Louie"... I did the Bang, Bang last week because I'm in Sales. I went to two straight lunches with different kinds of foods.. I felt awful. I wanted to eat light but Bristol had Lobster Bisque and Shrimp Tacos at the next place. I'll never do that again.
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:28 AM   #262
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:35 AM   #263
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I got really high and ate an entire crave case from White Castle. The next couple days were not fun.
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:41 AM   #264
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:52 AM   #265
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The important thing is you're not alone....



But it might be cancer....
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Old 06-23-2015, 10:49 AM   #266
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Last week my dad had some doc's appointments in columbia. I ate the night before at 4 pm and went to bed at 10 pm. Woke up at 10 am (hadn't slept all day before) and then we left for the hospital. Everything seemed to take forever and we didn't make it to iHop until after 4pm.

I hadn't eaten in 24 hours. I was starving. I put the pancakes (a waste of valuable stomach space that could be used on meats) in a to go box and consumed everything else you see below...




And that Colorado omelette is ****ing huge. I highly recommend...
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Old 06-23-2015, 10:57 AM   #267
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Last week my dad had some doc's appointments in columbia. I ate the night before at 4 pm and went to bed at 10 pm. Woke up at 10 am (hadn't slept all day before) and then we left for the hospital. Everything seemed to take forever and we didn't make it to iHop until after 4pm.

I hadn't eaten in 24 hours. I was starving. I put the pancakes (a waste of valuable stomach space that could be used on meats) in a to go box and consumed everything else you see below...




And that Colorado omelette is ****ing huge. I highly recommend...
- HOLY SHIT! You ate all of that, minus the cakes? Gawdamn!
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:03 AM   #268
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- HOLY SHIT! You ate all of that, minus the cakes? Gawdamn!
I didn't eat the second slice of ham. That $3it was like leather...
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:07 AM   #269
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I've been skinny my whole life so I don't do much fat shit stuff. Although, I do eat pizza 3 or 4 days a week.
this made me laugh and get mad all at the same time
1- you DO DO FAT SHIT STUFF!
2 - you SHOULD BE FAT eating pizza 3 or 4 times a week. YOU BASTARD!

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So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.
When I was in high school I tried to recreate the scene from 9 & 1/2 weeks with an adventurous young lady.

It was a ****ing disaster...
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