Royals *** Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 *** - Page 18

ROYC75 · 05:52 PM

In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits!

Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess.
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Twins @ Royals

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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Twins @ Royals

(48-58)
(54-52)

Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium
Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network
TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC

Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - -
Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - -
Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - -
Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - -
Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - -
Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - -
Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - -
Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - -
Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - -

SP- Kevin Correia
2014 season
5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0
Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2
Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2
Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0
Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2
Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1
Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2
Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1

SP- Yordano Ventura
2014 season
7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks
vs. Twins last 5 years
0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

ChiefsCountry · 07-31-2014, 08:53 PM

Dirty South to end it.

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Three7s

If you want to know why the Ump probably called it that way, I think he saw Salvy's glove near the dirt due to the cutter's downward break and thought it was lower than it was. He's only human, you know.

this is me not giving a **** ---->

wanna see it again? ---->

ROYC75 · 07-31-2014, 08:56 PM

Should we be every know this year as Royal JackShits or JackShit Royals ?

I kinda like Twin Bowel Movements for Minn.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 08:57 PM

1 down

ROYC75 · 07-31-2014, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

I just got back from taking the wife and her grandmother out for a nice dinner and thought I'd read through the game thread to see what I missed. I tell you what, reading through a game thread where the Royals start out losing and then take the lead is pure comedy gold.

It can be entertaining..

TheGreatCassholio · 07-31-2014, 08:58 PM

When Dyson retires I want him on my old man softball team...can just play the outfield by himself

Three7s · 07-31-2014, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28

this is me not giving a **** ---->

wanna see it again? ---->

Great counter-argument.

Would read again.

ROYC75 · 07-31-2014, 08:59 PM

Come on Holland!

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 08:59 PM

HOLLAND NOT BEING FAIR

ChiefsCountry · 07-31-2014, 09:00 PM

Ball game. For the month of July, Royals were 5-3 in series. Keep winning series.

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 09:00 PM

winnah!

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 09:00 PM

BALLGAME BOYS. 2 IN A ROW BITCHES

TLO · 07-31-2014, 09:01 PM

We're coming for you, Tigers!

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 09:01 PM

Nice job Royals.

Three7s · 07-31-2014, 09:01 PM

False hope is revived!

WOOOOO!

07-31-2014, 04:41 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5209400	* Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 * In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits! Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess. ___________________________________________ Twins @ Royals Preview Probables Lineups Thursday, July 31, 2014 Twins @ Royals (48-58) (54-52) Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - - Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - - Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - - Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - - Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - - Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - - Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - - Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - - Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - - SP- Kevin Correia 2014 season 5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0 Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2 Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2 Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0 Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2 Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1 Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2 Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1 SP- Yordano Ventura 2014 season 7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks vs. Twins last 5 years 0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 07-31-2014 at 05:52 PM..
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