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04-13-2023, 05:24 AM | #257 |
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Old people also get a gold star when they make a good poopie in the toilet and not in their pants.
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04-13-2023, 06:50 AM | #258 | |
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04-13-2023, 07:14 AM | #259 |
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The real question is why are these loser younguns coming here to post in this geriatric forum?
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04-13-2023, 07:19 AM | #260 |
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I may be getting older: but my erections have been getting bigger, stronger and more frequent since Mahomes started playing for the Chiefs. **** you Viagra.
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04-13-2023, 07:27 AM | #261 |
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I'm not old I'm timeless
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04-13-2023, 07:39 AM | #262 |
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Very true. I will be telling my wife about someone I saw while out and about and often it starts with "This old guy. Well, you know, around our age". I am 62 on the outside but inside I am maybe 30.
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04-13-2023, 07:41 AM | #263 |
Wasted away again...
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Quoted for BRC to illustrate the proper use of YOU'RE/YOUR.
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04-13-2023, 08:03 AM | #264 |
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He is too old to find the ' on his cell.
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04-13-2023, 09:04 AM | #265 |
Wasted away again...
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If only that were true.
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04-13-2023, 09:18 AM | #266 |
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04-13-2023, 09:20 AM | #267 |
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I'm 49 on the outside and 83 on the inside. When I see these young punks walking the streets staring at their phone and watching TikTok, I want to beat them with my cane and yell "Get a job Hippie!".
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04-13-2023, 09:23 AM | #268 |
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Old?
Pretty sure you meant elderly. We didn't disrespect our elders. In ways , I'm still in the prime of my life. Lots of people still kicking ass in their 60s. |
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04-13-2023, 09:57 AM | #269 | |
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04-13-2023, 10:14 AM | #270 |
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We're so old that when the wife and I went out for a couple of shots yesterday, we went to the clinic instead of a bar.
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