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[TLO]

Let's do this.


Part 2: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=293622

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27

I'm curious what the women in this thread think about jumping to this conclusion. This has to be the most common response in this thread; any issue pops up and the next 15 responses are "she's banging someone else, sorry bruh". Surely women lose interest for some other reason on occasion.

I think you're all pretty goofy for having an opinion on his Cliff Notes version of a short story.

For all I know, one date he smelled like old cheese.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I think you're all pretty goofy for having an opinion on his Cliff Notes version of a short story.

For all I know, one date he smelled like old cheese.

Old cheese tastes good though!

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I think you're all pretty goofy for having an opinion on his Cliff Notes version of a short story.

For all I know, one date he smelled like old cheese.

Could very well may be.

But unless you're a severely overweight or otherwise haplessly unattractive woman, you're probably going to have your choice of a half dozen guys pretty much at your leisure.

Simple economics.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Dallas Chief

We definitely have a unique collection of ladies on CP. Small sample size for sure though. I think they are mum on it because the awful truth is that women can be as piggish as men, for different reasons maybe, but swine nonetheless. But to the topic at hand, after 3 weeks confidence is high that it's another guy. Not enough time had passed for Billay to have shown his ass that much that she would pull away so dramatically. More than likely she found a better option...for her.

BTW- Congrats on the love, luv! Super stoked for you!

Um no. I would cheerfully tell you that your girl was licking another man's sphincter if I felt like she was.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Could very well may be.

But unless you're a severely overweight or otherwise haplessly unattractive woman, you're probably going to have your choice of a half dozen guys pretty much at your leisure.

Simple economics.

Yeah but big deal.

Seriously.

Oh yay. Guys want to **** me because I'm not outrageously obese and even if I was a drooling monster of a woman I could still find something to shove inside me. I'm so proud!

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Yeah but big deal.

Seriously.

Oh yay. Guys want to **** me because I'm not outrageously obese and even if I was a drooling monster of a woman I could still find something to shove inside me. I'm so proud!

That's just the floor though; the lowest denominator.

If a woman wants to be legitly courted, then there's still going to be no shortage of guys who are willing to fork over cash and time to get her attention. At that point it's all about who's more attractive at that moment.

Billay could be one the top ginger prospects not named Ed Sheeran or Harry Windsor, is charming, is affable, is generous and just great to be around, but odds are there's another dude that this woman knows who has all of those great qualities Billay has but looks like a young George Clooney.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

That's just the floor though; the lowest denominator.

If a woman wants to be legitly courted, then there's still going to be no shortage of guys who are willing to fork over cash and time to get her attention. At that point it's all about who's more attractive at that moment.

Billay could be one the top ginger prospects not named Ed Sheeran or Harry Windsor, is charming, is affable, is generous and just great to be around, but odds are there's another dude that this woman knows who has all of those great qualities Billay has but looks like a young George Clooney.

It's a load of crap.

No 2 guys are ever exact. The point of them (men) is to fulfill the parts of you (women) you feel need fulfilling. Sometimes it's just a pretty face to ****. Sometimes it's a safe friend or a dangerous boyfriend.

If Billay isn't drawing on her heartstrings, that is not George Clooney's fault.

[Dallas Chief]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Um no. I would cheerfully tell you that your girl was licking another man's sphincter if I felt like she was.

Thanks for making my point. You are definitely a bit jaded by the fact that you have a vagina. I think it is called penis envy? You'd be wrecking it everywhere and all the time if you were a dude.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Katipan

It's a load of crap.

No 2 guys are ever exact. The point of them (men) is to fulfill the parts of you (women) you feel need fulfilling. Sometimes it's just a pretty face to ****. Sometimes it's a safe friend or a dangerous boyfriend.

If Billay isn't drawing on her heartstrings, that is not George Clooney's fault.

But Billay is never going to get a fair appraisal of exactly what he does better than any other guy because there's so much competition..

[Katipan]

You guys see that Dove campaign where there are 2 doors set up and women have to pick walking through an "Average" door or a "Beautiful" door. The vast majority of women pick the "Average" door. wtf? Why would you ever when confronted with that kind of choice, pick average? It's not the "Most Gorgeous Girl In The World" door.

Guaranteed if Dove was to do a male campaign and put up "BIG PENIS" or "AVERAGE PENIS" doors, the Big Penis doors would be tossed on the floor and trampled on by a horde.

I don't know what the point of that rant was except you men are ****ed up in the head.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Dallas Chief

Thanks for making my point. You are definitely a bit jaded by the fact that you have a vagina. I think it is called penis envy? You'd be wrecking it everywhere and all the time if you were a dude.

The **** makes you think not having a penis stops me?

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

But Billay is never going to get a fair appraisal of exactly what he does better than any other guy because there's so much competition..

Your choice to walk through the Average door.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

But Billay is never going to get a fair appraisal of exactly what he does better than any other guy because there's so much competition..

You are a more eloquent xztop.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by KC native

You are a more eloquent xztop.

Gee, thanks native. I needed that ego boost.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Numbah One

She was unavailable the week prior.

In any case, she agreed to a second date, then backed out for the dumbest ****ing reason I've ever heard.

Holy shit. Sounds exactly like the situation with some chick the winter prior when I was still single. She asked if I was interested in meeting again. Made plans for meeting two, didn't contact her for a few days, followed up the day of the date to touch base...."This isn't going to work. You aren't putting in any effort at all. You could have at least texted me."