Misc Hanging Out In Your Driveway/Garage - Page 17

**Donger** · 05-21-2008, 06:28 PM

We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?

blueballs · 05-25-2008, 01:19 AM

the was one wheel on the grass
someone is shitting a blue brick

Discuss Thrower · 05-25-2008, 01:56 AM

For the second night in a row, I participated in the time honored tradition of hanging out in a garage... Or in front of one rather. We stood outside while a guy my aged got out his iBook and we looked up his hot sorority friends from MSSU on Facebook then looked at some porn.

Otter · 05-25-2008, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988

For the second night in a row, I participated in the time honored tradition of hanging out in a garage... Or in front of one rather. We stood outside while a guy my aged got out his iBook and we looked up his hot sorority friends from MSSU on Facebook then looked at some porn.

Donger's Anus pucker just went into overdrive, it's probably turning itself inside-out as he dials up the HOA president right now.

Bet he almost fell on the kitchen floor in his full footed pajamas. Poor guy had to probably tape a pencil to his nose so he could dial seeing how a teddy bear was in one hand and his thumb mouthed with the other.

I hope you think you're funny.

blueballs · 05-25-2008, 08:59 AM

what is with hitting last page on these long threads
and not getting any replies
just the thread starter

**Donger** · 05-25-2008, 09:31 AM

Thanks for the input, everyone. I appreciate the "answers."

Discuss Thrower · 05-25-2008, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Donger's Anus pucker just went into overdrive, it's probably turning itself inside-out as he dials up the HOA president right now.

Bet he almost fell on the kitchen floor in his full footed pajamas. Poor guy had to probably tape a pencil to his nose so he could dial seeing how a teddy bear was in one hand and his thumb mouthed with the other.

I hope you think you're funny.

I is what I is.

XXXshogunXXX · 05-25-2008, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?

man....they sound like barbarians! what has the world come to! they have lawn chairs???! and they sit in their garage!? plus 6 cars?? WTF. watch your back, and if have you dont gave a gun...get one! automatics are ideal in a situation like this.

**Skip Towne** · 05-25-2008, 07:54 PM

Any new developments today?

**Donger** · 05-25-2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Any new developments today?

They have a chain saw. A fucking chain saw.

**Skip Towne** · 05-25-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

They have a chain saw. A fucking chain saw.

He may need it in his work since he is a builder. I'll bet Phobia has a chain saw.

**Skip Towne** · 05-25-2008, 08:13 PM

Have they moved furniture in? What did it look like?

**Donger** · 05-25-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Have they moved furniture in? What did it look like?

Flammable.

**Skip Towne** · 05-25-2008, 08:22 PM

Did you notice a computer? You could turn them on to the Planet.

**TinyEvel** · 05-25-2008, 08:24 PM

I own a machete. It makes me feel very powerful when I wield it.
I pwn the shrubs.

stumppy · 05-25-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Did you notice a computer? You could turn them on to the Planet.

Wonder if there's room in the garage for a computer.

05-21-2008, 06:28 PM
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Hanging Out In Your Driveway/Garage We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy? Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why? Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?
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05-25-2008, 09:31 AM	#245
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