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TLO · 05:47 PM

Let's do this.

Skyy God · 08-17-2015, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Hah.

Alright, guys. It's bad enough he got dumped by a hog. No need to rub it in his face.

Which is why you should never date fat chicks. They're just as likely to break off a relationship as skinny and/or hot ones, and it's extra humiliating when they do so.

KC native · 08-17-2015, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

Which is why you should never date fat chicks. They're just as likely to break off a relationship as skinny and/or hot ones, and it's extra humiliating when they do so.

Al Bundy · 08-17-2015, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27

I know this thread is typically for "did you get your dick wet" comments, but my ex is driving me nuts. She ended it a few weeks ago but it was kind of mutual - we had been fighting constantly.

Now she won't leave me the hell alone. I blocked her from my phone, facebook, and ipad. This angered her. Now she is sending emails to all my accounts saying I was the best, she can't believe its over, she will never love anyone like she did me, she wants to run to me but can't. All ending with "sigh, goodbye". This is utter insanity, but always gives me the impression she wants to work things out, and then suddenly reinforces the breakup.

Its almost like she can sense I have a date tonight and wants to screw with my head.

My ex-wife did that after I left her. After a while all that turned to hatred, even to the point when I signed up for Facebook in 2008 she was the first or second person to try and add me and when I refused, she sent me a message telling me how much she hated me and how happy she was with her current whatever the **** he was. I really have only heard from her a couple of times since then.

Al Bundy · 08-17-2015, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I recently saw a girl I used to have a thing for when we were teenagers. It was from way back when I lived in another state so we've barely talked and haven't seen each other in about 5 years or so. She's got a boyfriend who she has a child with and they live together.

I had been up there for a few days and we saw each other a couple times. Nothing happened.

About a month after I came back home she called me randomly one day and told me she had just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating for months, at least. She went on to basically say that it was really hard for her not to "do anything" with me while I was up there and that she wouldn't have stopped herself had she known prior to me leaving.

It's important to note that this conversation took place about a month ago.

................... She's now engaged to be married to the guy.

Recipe for wonderful long engagement.

Titty Meat · 08-17-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

Which is why you should never date fat chicks. They're just as likely to break off a relationship as skinny and/or hot ones, and it's extra humiliating when they do so.

I forgot this is CP where everyone bangs 9s and 10s

ThaVirus · 08-17-2015, 10:14 AM

We're just ****ing with you, Billay. Take the stick out of your ass.

Titty Meat · 08-17-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

We're just ****ing with you, Billay. Take the stick out of your ass.

Lol I'm at work dealing with angry people today isn't a good day. I do appreciate your comments though makes me feel like I settled and can do better.

Skyy God · 08-17-2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Billay

I forgot this is CP where everyone bangs 9s and 10s

Not a knock on you, brah, I just hate fat chicks.

**Bowser** · 08-17-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Billay

Lol I'm at work dealing with angry people today isn't a good day. I do appreciate your comments though makes me feel like I settled and can do better.

KC native · 08-17-2015, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

Not a knock on you, brah, I just hate fat chicks.

Why? did you get Billay'ed by one?

Skyy God · 08-17-2015, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native

Why? did you get Billay'ed by one?

Nope, just sizeist.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-17-2015, 04:14 PM

Bet ya billay either didn't tell his buds about her or never let them meet her.

Al Bundy · 08-17-2015, 04:28 PM

Dating a fat chick is like riding a moped, it's all fun until your buddies see you on one.

RobBlake · 08-17-2015, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Dating a fat chick is like riding a moped, it's all fun until your buddies see you on one.

but they give the best blowjobs. Science.

ThaVirus · 08-17-2015, 05:05 PM

I've never received a mind-blowing blowjob, even from a fatty. The blowies I've received have done the job in getting me hard and generally feel good (obvi, my dick is in a chick's mouth), but I can't even come from them unless I make an effort.

What am I missing out on?

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08-17-2015, 05:05 PM	#255
ThaVirus You gotta kill a few people Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1612369	I've never received a mind-blowing blowjob, even from a fatty. The blowies I've received have done the job in getting me hard and generally feel good (obvi, my dick is in a chick's mouth), but I can't even come from them unless I make an effort. What am I missing out on?
Posts: 44,602