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Old 02-14-2013, 11:42 PM   #1
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What an unbelievable offseason. So many roadblocks have been put up by fans, coaches, GMs, and draft personnel to prevent KC from drafting a QB.

Gradually, one by one, the currents of the universe have knocked the excuses down.

-Uncooperative GM? Fixed.
-Shitty coaches who know nothing about QBs? Fixed.
-Manti Te'o is Ray Lewis? Fake girlfriended.
-Jarvis Jones is the clear cut best available? Spinal stenosised.
-Luke Joeckel is the best value for his position? Eric Fishered.
-Alex Smith is so much safer? Unwanted.
-Branden Albert will surely walk away? Clay and Branden twitter bromanced.
-Andy Reid loves Nick Foles? Request denied.

Hell, even consider that the NFL just so happens to be full of shit with the 3 year college rule so Clowney can't be in this year.

This is some crazy ****ing destiny shit. We have two hurdles left before we checkmate the true fans once and for all- the two passrushers and Star. And knowing how this offseason has been going, they'll all probably die in an AIDS fire.

The true fans have been out of excuses for a long time. Pretty soon they'll be out of straws, too. No place to run and no place to hide from the loving rape that is spending the #1 overall pick on a QB.

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Old 02-15-2013, 09:40 AM   #2
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What an unbelievable offseason. So many roadblocks have been put up by fans, coaches, GMs, and draft personnel to prevent KC from drafting a QB.

Gradually, one by one, the currents of the universe have knocked the excuses down.

-Uncooperative GM? Fixed.
-Shitty coaches who know nothing about QBs? Fixed.
-Manti Te'o is Ray Lewis? Fake girlfriended.
-Jarvis Jones is the clear cut best available? Spinal stenosised.
-Luke Joeckel is the best value for his position? Eric Fishered.
-Alex Smith is so much safer? Unwanted.
-Branden Albert will surely walk away? Clay and Branden twitter bromanced.
-Andy Reid loves Nick Foles? Request denied.

Hell, even consider that the NFL just so happens to be full of shit with the 3 year college rule so Clowney can't be in this year.

This is some crazy ****ing destiny shit. We have two hurdles left before we checkmate the true fans once and for all- the two passrushers and Star. And knowing how this offseason has been going, they'll all probably die in an AIDS fire.

The true fans have been out of excuses for a long time. Pretty soon they'll be out of straws, too. No place to run and no place to hide from the loving rape that is spending the #1 overall pick on a QB.


great post...it's our density
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:47 PM   #3
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Currents of the universe my ass.

My will has led us to this point.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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Old 02-14-2013, 11:48 PM   #4
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Currents of the universe my ass.

My will has led us to this point.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Good thing momma Clay has kept you fueled up on grilled cheese and punch.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:50 PM   #5
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Good thing momma Clay has kept you fueled up on grilled cheese and punch.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:55 PM   #6
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Currents of the universe my ass.

My will has led us to this point.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

ha! I actually have a thread at HOTC named exactly that.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:47 PM   #7
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its my understanding that Albert was in this news as well, and that a deal for him was being worked out too.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:51 PM   #8
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Clay, your twitter bromance with Branden Albert may be the final key. You have to get him active and vocal about Geno Smith. Do whatever you have to do. Withhold affection if necessary.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:53 PM   #9
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I dunno if thats a good thing, or the kiss of death.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:55 PM   #10
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There is a trend in all of these events. They all lead to one thing.

I wonder if there's a cherry on top once we reach our destination? Like... is Pioli going to get his scrotum gnawed off by baby hedgehogs after the draft?
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:58 PM   #11
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Like... is ***** going to get his scrotum gnawed off by baby hedgehogs after the draft?
Well, he was in court today. Age discrimination suit and all that.
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Well, he was in court today. Age discrimination suit and all that.

Did you see the clips of it? ****ing hillarious.

They asked ***** about it and he said, well i dont do much on the business side, just football. Then they brought up emails where he was bitching at the custodian for lights being blown, trash and of course the candy wrappers in the stair well. The lawyer said, these are football matters? ***** just looked blankly and said..... yes
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Did you see the clips of it? ****ing hillarious.

They asked ***** about it and he said, well i dont do much on the business side, just football. Then they brought up emails where he was bitching at the custodian for lights being blown, trash and of course the candy wrappers in the stair well. The lawyer said, these are football matters? ***** just looked blankly and said..... yes
I want clips and I want them now!!
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I want clips and I want them now!!


Arrowhead Pride will have them soon enough.

Pioli looked like a rat caught in a trap.

I hope he starts binge eating.
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lmao god i hope so.
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