Psycho ex-stories

[Katipan]

Apparently, psycho attracts psycho.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by Mer

Apparently, psycho attracts psycho.

MAGNATISED



What seperates the men from the boys is the ability to walk and keep walking when its over.

[Skip Towne]

I'm just glad women aren't any bigger than they are.

[phisherman]

you hit the nail right on the head.

[Iowanian]

Anyone here BEEN the psycho Ex?

I was once. If only I'd gotten mad at the hooor instead of the dipshit that was sticking his dipstick in her....I'd have been cool in a couple of days.

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Anyone here BEEN the psycho Ex?

I had some nude photos of an ex and during our break-up I took 3 regular photos(of her and I)put them into seperate envelopes and addressed them to Hustler's Beaver Hunt.I let her open one and you should have seen her face.

And NO I never did send the real photos in,it was all a mind game but one that I'm sure had her wondering for some time.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Anyone here BEEN the psycho Ex?

I was once. If only I'd gotten mad at the hooor instead of the dipshit that was sticking his dipstick in her....I'd have been cool in a couple of days.

I was once a pathetic ex, does that count? Dated a girl for a 2 years, though we were really close, I took her a bit for granted. She really suffered the final 9 months while I was at law school and she was back in K-ville in undergrad, missing me and all. So she decided to break it off when she went back to K-ville again. I stopped eating and lost 40 pounds in a month, had a couple of boo-hoos with her friends back home, and she found me sufficiently contrite [and had her clock cleaned by a couple of players she tried to hook up with at college] and took me back. We dated two more years and were discussing marriage, until I let it slip that I voted for Bob Dole for Prez.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I was once a pathetic ex, does that count? Dated a girl for a 2 years, though we were really close, I took her a bit for granted. She really suffered the final 9 months while I was at law school and she was back in K-ville in undergrad, missing me and all. So she decided to break it off when she went back to K-ville again. I stopped eating and lost 40 pounds in a month,

Can I get her number, please?

[htismaqe]

I read this thread title and wondered to myself what it must feel like to have been, at one time, a story...

[Bwana]

Good Gawd I dated a few crazy ones. Only one of them tried to kill me though...............****en bitch.

[Dunit35]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... the socks discussion reminds me of a story.

Once upon a time... when I was somewhat younger, I found myself having drunken sex with a girl. Post-coitus she requested that I set my alarm for some obnoxious early hour. I planned to do it, but thought I'd give her a hard time first. When I initially suggested that I would not set the alarm, she lost it. Being 21, a dickhead, and extremely intoxicated, I found this amusing. And decided to see how far I could push it. Everything she said, I just came up with the most dickheaded response I could think of. It didn't take long to have her getting dressed and wanting to leave right then.

Now... here's the thing. As part of getting dressed, she'd put on a sweatshirt of mine. She'd been wearing it earlier outside to smoke a cigarette. When a pledge had been secured to drive her home, I demanded the sweatshirt back before she leave. She pleaded that it was cold outside. That she'd leave it in the pledge's car. I was insistent. I had to have it that instant.

Of course... I was TRYING to be a dick. I knew I was being unreasonable. That was the point.

Heh... maybe it's only funny to me. Most of my posts are.

So did you get your sweatshirt back?

[way2kalm]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... the socks discussion reminds me of a story.

Once upon a time... when I was somewhat younger, I found myself having drunken sex with a girl. Post-coitus she requested that I set my alarm for some obnoxious early hour. I planned to do it, but thought I'd give her a hard time first. When I initially suggested that I would not set the alarm, she lost it. Being 21, a dickhead, and extremely intoxicated, I found this amusing. And decided to see how far I could push it. Everything she said, I just came up with the most dickheaded response I could think of. It didn't take long to have her getting dressed and wanting to leave right then.

Now... here's the thing. As part of getting dressed, she'd put on a sweatshirt of mine. She'd been wearing it earlier outside to smoke a cigarette. When a pledge had been secured to drive her home, I demanded the sweatshirt back before she leave. She pleaded that it was cold outside. That she'd leave it in the pledge's car. I was insistent. I had to have it that instant.

Of course... I was TRYING to be a dick. I knew I was being unreasonable. That was the point.

Heh... maybe it's only funny to me. Most of my posts are.

WOW! Were there really women in Rolla worth screwing?