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GloryDayz · 02-05-2016, 08:38 PM

Daytona is right around the corner and while Jeff won't be there let's get things going...

Date	Event
Feb. 13	Sprint Unlimited
Feb. 18	Can-Am Duel at Daytona
Feb. 21	Daytona
Feb. 28	Atlanta
March 6	Las Vegas
March 13	Phoenix
March 20	Auto Club
April 3	Martinsville
April 9	Texas
April 17	Bristol
April 24	Richmond
May 1	Talladega
May 7	Kansas
May 15	Dover
May 21	NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race
May 29	Charlotte
June 5	Pocono
June 12	Michigan
June 26	Sonoma
July 2	Daytona
July 9	Kentucky
July 17	New Hampshire
July 24	Indianapolis
July 31	Pocono
Aug. 7	Watkins Glen
Aug. 20	Bristol
Aug. 28	Michigan
Sept. 4	Darlington
Sept. 10	Richmond
Sept. 18	Chicagoland
Sept. 25	New Hampshire
Oct. 2	Dover
Oct. 8	Charlotte
Oct. 16	Kansas
Oct. 23	Talladega
Oct. 30	Martinsville
Nov. 6	Texas
Nov. 13	Phoenix
Nov. 20	Homestead-Miami

**Dylan** · 04-10-2016, 12:38 PM

While we were all sleeping at the wheel on Saturday night - the #3 caused a 13-car wreck. I knew that taking over the iconic "#3" it would do that talentless no-neck in...Well, at least grandpa's happy...

In for the

Talking 'bout MY BOY!!

What happened to the forum last night?

**Dylan** · 04-13-2016, 11:39 PM

**Dylan** · 04-16-2016, 11:20 PM

Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai
Sunday 2:00 A.M. EST
NBCSN
(56 laps or 120 mins)

The Shanghai International Circuit has quite a few slow and medium speed corners, which are followed by two very long straights

Starting Grid

1. Nico Rosberg (Mercedes) 1m35.402s

2. Daniel Ricciardo (Red Bull) +0.515s

3. Kimi Raikkonen (Ferrari) +0.570s

4. Sebastian Vettel (Ferrari) +0.844s

5. Valtteri Bottas (Williams) +0.894s

6. Daniil Kvyat (Red Bull) +0.997s

7. Sergio Perez (Force India) +1.463s

8. Carlos Sainz Jr (Toro Rosso) +1.479s

9. Max Verstappen (Toro Rosso) +1.792s

10. Nico Hulkenberg (Force India)

Eliminated in Q2

11. Felipe Massa (Williams)

12. Fernando Alonso (McLaren)

13. Jenson Button (McLaren)

14. Romain Grosjean (Haas)

15. Marcus Ericsson (Sauber)

16. Felipe Nasr (Sauber)

Eliminated in Q1

17. Kevin Magnussen (Renault)

18. Esteban Gutierrez (Haas)

19. Jolyon Palmer (Renault)

20. Rio Haryanto (Manor)

21. Pascal Wehrlein (Manor)

22. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes)

*Daniel Ricciardo was half a tenth of a second slower than Nico Rosberg, but quicker than anything either Ferrari pilot. Both Vettel and Raikkonen make mistakes on their final qualifying laps and that opened the door for Red Bull.

*Lewis Hamilton was hit with a gear box failure and ended up last on the timesheets.

*Romain Grosjean - not sure what happened - could have been the wet conditions on the track. In 2015 Grosjean finished P6 in China.

Grosjean has been the subject of many rumors about which team he will drive for next season. Raikkonen is probably retiring at the end of the season and he would love to drive for Ferrari.

Would love to see Ricciardo team up with his old teammate Vettel at Ferrari in 2017.

Why is hockey on NBCSN right now? Time for them to move to another channel.

**Dylan** · 04-16-2016, 11:44 PM

F1 race coming up ...

**Dylan** · 04-17-2016, 12:06 AM

LOL... Kimi is like a bull in a china shop. OMG contact between the Ferraris. Kimi is off the road and minus a front wing.

Hamilton is also without his wing.

Grosjean was another that lost bits of his front wing.

Wow, a chaotic start to the race

Edit:

No! Ricciardo has a punctured tire. Oh well, his left tire has gone on the back straight!

Safety car is deployed ... helps Ricciardo, Kimi and Hamilton back to the pits and out.

Edit:

What happened to Seb? He's changing the nose on the car.

J.C. Collisions all over the track

Edit:
Seb and Grosjean has just lost bits of their front wing again. Seb had contact with Bottas.

Ricciardo and Hamilton both are now ahead of Grosjean.

Ricciardo collided with ??? someone ...

Seb is flying broken wing and all. He is the fastest driver on the track on his new tires, lapping two seconds quicker than leader Rosberg.

Rosberg in and out of the pits

**Dylan** · 04-17-2016, 01:25 AM

Wow what a move! Ricciardo overakes Hamilton - Ricciardo takes P5 from Hamilton in spectacular fashion.

Make that fourth place for Ricciardo now.

Too bad Red Bull-Honda cars suck - Ricciardo is a star...

Ferrari overtakes Mercedes -

Rosberg leads - Massa now appears to be really struggling for grip in the Williams, but Hamilton still cannot find a way past the Williams. Looks like Hamilton is out of DRS range.

Edit: Winner of the Chinese GP

Spoiler!

Yikes: Four-time World Champion Seb in a heated exchange with third-year F1 driver Kvyat in the pre-podium room as Seb gives Kvyat a lashing for the first corner incident. But Kvyat did not back down, and insists it was all fair.

GloryDayz · 04-17-2016, 07:17 AM

You stay up very late... Like!

**Dylan** · 04-17-2016, 11:56 AM

It's Bristol, Baby!

I want, I want, I want, the Manolo Blahnik sandals above ... Sold out? They just arrived this week!

It pisses me off!

Edit: NBCSN replay is just about to start the race in China (check it out between commercials). What a mess to the start of the GP.

The muppet done ****ed up the entire weekend in China.

Edit: "Mayhem, Mayhem!"

**Dylan** · 04-17-2016, 12:21 PM

My boy's on the move in Bristol

**Dylan** · 04-17-2016, 12:26 PM

**Dylan** · 04-17-2016, 01:02 PM

WTH happened? Come back in and Kyle is in the garage - done for the day???

Damn it, I jinxed my boy my mentioning his name before the race was over!

SOB, What happened to the Gibbs car?

GloryDayz · 04-17-2016, 06:49 PM

I took the younger son out for golf then the Missouri Mav's playoff game.

Al Bundy · 04-18-2016, 08:34 AM

Matt Dibenedetto had an excellent run.
http://www.sportingnews.com/nascar-n...v1p8fp3mp86e3z
http://www.nascar.com/en_us/news-med...ion-video.html

**SAUTO** · 04-18-2016, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan

*Brown Callasli Crisscross Sandals

We checked over 459 online retailers and this item is sold out

Unbelievable - New summer arrivals and already sold out! Gone ... I want them!

F1 race coming up ...

this probably has something to do with this thread not getting much run.

**Dylan** · 04-18-2016, 04:41 PM

Jason: You are not going to win in this thread.

I'm treating your post like the trolling waste of keystrokes that it was.

Therefore, you joined CP in 2008 and during that time, you contributed two snarky posts in a NASCAR thread and one long rant on how designers would not try to build a safe car that offers more than what racecar drivers have right now. Then to top it off, last week you appear out of nowhere and demand an F1 glossary as soon as possible.

What a guy!

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04-16-2016, 11:20 PM	#213
Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai Sunday 2:00 A.M. EST NBCSN (56 laps or 120 mins) The Shanghai International Circuit has quite a few slow and medium speed corners, which are followed by two very long straights Starting Grid 1. Nico Rosberg (Mercedes) 1m35.402s 2. Daniel Ricciardo (Red Bull) +0.515s 3. Kimi Raikkonen (Ferrari) +0.570s 4. Sebastian Vettel (Ferrari) +0.844s 5. Valtteri Bottas (Williams) +0.894s 6. Daniil Kvyat (Red Bull) +0.997s 7. Sergio Perez (Force India) +1.463s 8. Carlos Sainz Jr (Toro Rosso) +1.479s 9. Max Verstappen (Toro Rosso) +1.792s 10. Nico Hulkenberg (Force India) Eliminated in Q2 11. Felipe Massa (Williams) 12. Fernando Alonso (McLaren) 13. Jenson Button (McLaren) 14. Romain Grosjean (Haas) 15. Marcus Ericsson (Sauber) 16. Felipe Nasr (Sauber) Eliminated in Q1 17. Kevin Magnussen (Renault) 18. Esteban Gutierrez (Haas) 19. Jolyon Palmer (Renault) 20. Rio Haryanto (Manor) 21. Pascal Wehrlein (Manor) 22. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes) Daniel Ricciardo was half a tenth of a second slower than Nico Rosberg, but quicker than anything either Ferrari pilot. Both Vettel and Raikkonen make mistakes on their final qualifying laps and that opened the door for Red Bull. Lewis Hamilton was hit with a gear box failure and ended up last on the timesheets. *Romain Grosjean - not sure what happened - could have been the wet conditions on the track. In 2015 Grosjean finished P6 in China. Grosjean has been the subject of many rumors about which team he will drive for next season. Raikkonen is probably retiring at the end of the season and he would love to drive for Ferrari. Would love to see Ricciardo team up with his old teammate Vettel at Ferrari in 2017. Why is hockey on NBCSN right now? Time for them to move to another channel. __________________
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04-16-2016, 11:44 PM	#214
Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	F1 race coming up ... __________________ Last edited by Dylan; 04-18-2016 at 07:54 PM..
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04-17-2016, 12:06 AM	#215
Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	LOL... Kimi is like a bull in a china shop. OMG contact between the Ferraris. Kimi is off the road and minus a front wing. Hamilton is also without his wing. Grosjean was another that lost bits of his front wing. Wow, a chaotic start to the race Edit: No! Ricciardo has a punctured tire. Oh well, his left tire has gone on the back straight! Safety car is deployed ... helps Ricciardo, Kimi and Hamilton back to the pits and out. Edit: What happened to Seb? He's changing the nose on the car. J.C. Collisions all over the track Edit: Seb and Grosjean has just lost bits of their front wing again. Seb had contact with Bottas. Ricciardo and Hamilton both are now ahead of Grosjean. Ricciardo collided with ??? someone ... Seb is flying broken wing and all. He is the fastest driver on the track on his new tires, lapping two seconds quicker than leader Rosberg. Rosberg in and out of the pits __________________ Last edited by Dylan; 04-17-2016 at 01:48 AM..
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04-17-2016, 01:25 AM	#216
Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	Wow what a move! Ricciardo overakes Hamilton - Ricciardo takes P5 from Hamilton in spectacular fashion. Make that fourth place for Ricciardo now. Too bad Red Bull-Honda cars suck - Ricciardo is a star... Ferrari overtakes Mercedes - Rosberg leads - Massa now appears to be really struggling for grip in the Williams, but Hamilton still cannot find a way past the Williams. Looks like Hamilton is out of DRS range. Edit: Winner of the Chinese GP Spoiler! Edit: Top five: Rosberg, Seb, Kvyat, Ricciardo and Kimi Three laps to go - Nico Rosberg leads by 35 seconds seconds from Seb and Kvyat Rosberg crosses the white line to win the Chinese GP! Sixth win in a row - three at the end of last year, and three to the start of this year. Seb is second, Daniil Kvyat is third. "That was probably the most incredible balance I've had in a car. It was incredible," says Rosberg over the team radio. Yikes: Four-time World Champion Seb in a heated exchange with third-year F1 driver Kvyat in the pre-podium room as Seb gives Kvyat a lashing for the first corner incident. But Kvyat did not back down, and insists it was all fair. __________________ Last edited by Dylan; 04-17-2016 at 01:59 AM..
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04-17-2016, 11:56 AM	#218
Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	It's Bristol, Baby! I want, I want, I want, the Manolo Blahnik sandals above ... Sold out? They just arrived this week! It pisses me off! Edit: NBCSN replay is just about to start the race in China (check it out between commercials). What a mess to the start of the GP. The muppet done ***ed up the entire weekend in China. Edit: "Mayhem, Mayhem!" __________________ Last edited by Dylan; 04-17-2016 at 12:07 PM..*
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Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	WTH happened? Come back in and Kyle is in the garage - done for the day??? Damn it, I jinxed my boy my mentioning his name before the race was over! SOB, What happened to the Gibbs car? __________________
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04-18-2016, 04:41 PM	#225
Dylan The Lede Join Date: Aug 2007 Casino cash: $10016591	Jason: You are not going to win in this thread. I'm treating your post like the trolling waste of keystrokes that it was. Therefore, you joined CP in 2008 and during that time, you contributed two snarky posts in a NASCAR thread and one long rant on how designers would not try to build a safe car that offers more than what racecar drivers have right now. Then to top it off, last week you appear out of nowhere and demand an F1 glossary as soon as possible. What a guy! __________________ Last edited by Dylan; 04-19-2016 at 12:44 AM..
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