Science Which of the following two body types do you prefer in women? - Page 15

**TimBone** · 02-05-2015, 02:03 AM

There was a disagreement on what is considered thin/thick/fat/bony in a thread sometime last week. I've been meaning to make this thread for a week now to see what the overall preference would be among CP.

Now, I assume that for most of us there would be a happy medium somewhere between the two body types below, but for this threads purpose you're being limited to the following options.

So, it's the end of the night, you've been at the bar looking for that special lady. You're not drunk. You've got a slight buzz, but you're still well within a solid enough frame of mind to keep your normal standards. There are two girls giving, each on opposite sides of the bar, both giving you the "**** me" eyes. They have identical faces, identical skin colors, they could pass for identical twins, aside from one thing....their body type. Which one do you go home with?

Side note: It was also suggested in that thread that old guys like fat girls, so feel free to comment with your age and which body type you chose, and your ideal female body type if you please(pics are encouraged).

My apologies for no humorous options in the poll, I'm trying to keep the results as accurate as possible. Also, I'm not Rain Man, so **** off.

BODY TYPE A

BODY TYPE B

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-06-2015, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Jesus Christ dude, pumice stone and lotion those hideous feet!!!

Dude, I bought one of those battery powered gizmos to pumice my heels and believe it or note they're better, but it's gross.

It's a combination of the desert air and hardwood floors, even though I wear flip flops 24-7.

**Rain Man** · 02-06-2015, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

Those are good calves, I'll grant you that. But they're the Clydesdale calves of a biker. I have the sleek thoroughbred calves of a runner.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-06-2015, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Back off my man Dane. Do you know how much hard work Dane goes through chasing Chris Brown down in the ****ing speeding Lambo's in his neighborhood? His dogs are ****ing tired and wore out from opening shoe stores in asses.

**Rain Man** · 02-06-2015, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

What the **** have y'all done with my thread???

show us your calves.

**Bowser** · 02-06-2015, 10:11 PM

Donger is dry heaving right now.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-06-2015, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Those are good calves, I'll grant you that. But they're the Clydesdale calves of a biker. I have the sleek thoroughbred calves of a runner.

Give me three months. I have not worked out since January 2012. Not a hike, a bike ride or a walk. Babies, cancer and work has dominated my life.

I started hiking this week because the youngest started full time preschool this week. In three months, I'll be ready for Calf Challenge 2015.

Katipan · 02-06-2015, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Let's see 'em. it's not all about size, it's what you do with them.

Only because it's you.

Please don't focus on the shoes. I'm lifting one foot up so it looks like my gigantic monkey toes don't fit but they really do. I mean, not in any kind of normal position for feet, or into any position that is comfortable, but they really do fit.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-06-2015, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Jesus Christ dude, pumice stone and lotion those hideous feet!!!

Hey Lew, we'll be in Scottsdale over Spring Break this year staying at the Weston Kierland resort. If you have time, stop by. I'll make sure my feet are presentable.

Katipan · 02-06-2015, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

Lets trade shoes and re take the pictures.

Katipan · 02-06-2015, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

And katipan faps

Rolls the bean, asshole.

**lewdog** · 02-06-2015, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Dude, I bought one of those battery powered gizmos to pumice my heels and believe it or note they're better, but it's gross.

It's a combination of the desert air and hardwood floors, even though I wear flip flops 24-7.

I had a horrible feet last summer with the pool as well. Seriously felt like jungle rot and they would crack and bleed sometimes. My feet actually look similar to yours and my wife is always pitching me shit! Desert air, wood floors and usually sock-less in house and flip flops outside for me too.

**TimBone** · 02-06-2015, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

show us your calves.

**TimBone** · 02-06-2015, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Rolls the bean, asshole.

**Bowser** · 02-06-2015, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Rolls the bean, asshole.

"Tickles the little man in the boat"

Or did you mean

a) rolls the bean

-THEN-

b) asshole

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-06-2015, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Lets trade shoes and re take the pictures.

The oldest and I are taking a road trip this summer and we'll be in Colorado for sure, so you're on.

I'll look for a 11.5 the next time I'm out.

View Poll Results: Which female body type listed in the OP do you prefer?
Body Type A	67	43.79%
Body Type B	86	56.21%
Voters: 153. You may not vote on this poll

02-05-2015, 02:03 AM
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Which of the following two body types do you prefer in women? There was a disagreement on what is considered thin/thick/fat/bony in a thread sometime last week. I've been meaning to make this thread for a week now to see what the overall preference would be among CP. Now, I assume that for most of us there would be a happy medium somewhere between the two body types below, but for this threads purpose you're being limited to the following options. So, it's the end of the night, you've been at the bar looking for that special lady. You're not drunk. You've got a slight buzz, but you're still well within a solid enough frame of mind to keep your normal standards. There are two girls giving, each on opposite sides of the bar, both giving you the "** me" eyes. They have identical faces, identical skin colors, they could pass for identical twins, aside from one thing....their body type. Which one do you go home with? Side note: It was also suggested in that thread that old guys like fat girls, so feel free to comment with your age and which body type you chose, and your ideal female body type if you please(pics are encouraged). My apologies for no humorous options in the poll, I'm trying to keep the results as accurate as possible. Also, I'm not Rain Man, so off. BODY TYPE A BODY TYPE B**
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