Traitors, Losers and Cowards from the day of battle ( GDT gems) (2021+)

[Ming the Merciless]

In this thread we will celebrate the biggest pussies and cowards of the planet. I will add

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

this is going to OT

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

I called Ot / I stand by it / we win by 6 In ot

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan

...Mahomes being the boss has not been really seen much this season

Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan

hmmmm...1/2 billion
he is still struggling

Originally Posted by Superturtle

So we're doing this tonight, eh? Figured.

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Mahomes is ****ing us raw this game. Two horrible throws on the 3 and out then that. What the actual ****, man?

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Yeah, we ain't winning when Mahomes is playing this poorly.

Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15

We're a bunch of pussies on both sides of the ball.

Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan

Mahomes magic (**said like a giddy bitch early after mahomes fumble***)

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

One more drive with no points and it's probably game over. ***said before the 1st half ended ***

Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief

That’s game.(said early, maybe we were like down by 4)

Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief

I’d say the magic is officially worn off.

Originally Posted by ShowtimeSBMVP

They score a TD pretty much game (***said early, down by like 4)

Originally Posted by ShowtimeSBMVP

Patrick ****ing sucks

Originally Posted by ShowtimeSBMVP

Game set match hello wild card

Originally Posted by ShowtimeSBMVP

I’m done with Patrick

Originally Posted by 493rd

It was fun leading in this one (one of a number of pussy ass comments made by this bitch before halftime with tons of time left)

Originally Posted by 493rd

Offense isnt up to the task

Originally Posted by 493rd

2021 Mahomes isn’t the same guy.

Originally Posted by 493rd

There’s 2021 Mahomes (after a bad pass in the EZ, questionable plat call)

Originally Posted by 493rd

Pathetic. This offense just sucks

Originally Posted by 493rd

Mahomes has gotten worse every year since 2018

Originally Posted by 493rd

This is not an offense that can be counted on when needed. And a primary reason for that is Mahomes. It’s the truth.

Originally Posted by 493rd

Herbert or Mahomes?

Originally Posted by 493rd

Herbert

Originally Posted by 493rd

Remember that Chiefs Chargers Thursday nighter in 2018 I think? 29-28 Chargers…

Originally Posted by 493rd

**** you Mahomes you broke dick

Originally Posted by 493rd

When can we say that Mahomes got paid and isn’t the same since?

Originally Posted by 493rd

Herbert with this much time not good

Originally Posted by Sannyasi

It's the Charger's division now, time to step aside.

Originally Posted by Sannyasi

Can we get out of Mahomes' contract?

Originally Posted by bigjosh

Our offense is scrapyard bullshit, and andy doesnt know what to do with it anymore.

Originally Posted by bigjosh

I miss having a really good qb

Originally Posted by MightyMouse

That play will cost us the game. We had to score. Defense isn’t getting off the field rest of the game.

Originally Posted by MightyMouse

Mahomes is trash this year.

Originally Posted by MightyMouse

Remember when people said Mahomes wasn’t broke

Originally Posted by MightyMouse

1) Patrick Palko can’t be trusted

Originally Posted by loce1959

We are screwed. No rush. No adjustments. Going to bed.

Originally Posted by arrwheader

Wild card it is

Originally Posted by Red Dawg

Offense needs a complete make over for 2022. Whatever is in our playbook is now worthless. It's been worthless against for weeks. . Keep Hill and fire the rest. They all suck balls

Originally Posted by Red Dawg

Offense is shit and there will be no 3rd straight SB.

Originally Posted by Jethopper

I think the chargers are better than us right now

Originally Posted by KCJake

Mahomes just cost us the game. There it is. I said it. (lol the game that isnt over yet?)

Originally Posted by FringeNC

We're not winning this game.

Originally Posted by Papi

Bench Mahomes

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Mahomes is over

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Hebert just better than Mahomes currently

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

That was NOT an elite pass by Mahomes. (thanks cap'n obvious LOL...perhaps you think every pass should be elite? Or do you just comment on the non-elite ones?)

Originally Posted by Baby Lee;16014957 . . . why'd you stop hoping. You ****ed Mahomes up AGAIN!![COLOR=red

(I never stopped hoping unlike you, ALEXIAN coward)[/COLOR]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

What's the game plan? Summoning enough hopers on their couches with enough testosterone to will a win? Or something done by the players on the field? (game plan = doing something elite and non alexian, you moron..were down ONE score with 10+ minutes left)

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

It's a lot like that playoff loss to the Steelers, where they marched up and down the field all day, then farted around in the red zone to 6 FG, which was enough to beat us when Fisher got his stool pushed in on the 2pt conversion to end the game.(except for that part where WE ****ing win , dipshit)

Originally Posted by ping2000

This team isn't winning shit with Mahomes playing like complete shit.

Originally Posted by petegz28

Welcome to the wild card lottery..........Mahomes ass ****ed us (down by 1 LOL)

Originally Posted by Hamwallet

I gonna say it. Herbert is better then Mahomes right now. That’s reality.

Originally Posted by Hamwallet

Patrick Mahomes is our worst enemy on offense right now.

Originally Posted by Hamwallet

Trade Mahomes and his dumbass brother for Watson.

Originally Posted by crayzkirk

Game over... (down by 1 i think)

Originally Posted by The Franchise

We’re not winning this shit.

Originally Posted by Best22

A lot of guys are (BETTER THAN PAT) now.He’s not making us a better team

Originally Posted by Dayze

game over

Originally Posted by HC_Chief

This is not a Super Bowl team. Due to Mahomes. I hate to admit it, but this year that is it. Maybe it is the toe. Maybe it is his dumbass brother.

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Pat sucks now

Originally Posted by kcpasco

Pat lost this

Originally Posted by IrishChief

Mahomes is done

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan

**** you Pat.

Originally Posted by Cleavage

It's over (down by 1 score LOL)

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Just take knees, take your L and go home. ****ing hell this is pathetic. Way to be ready to play, OL and Mahomes. Defense is killing itself out there and you can't bother to do....anything. Goddamn embarrassing. (down 1 score, 10 minutes on the clock)

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Wait - we're really gonna act like Mahomes isn't still a ****ing mess tonight?.....Guys - dude's playing like shit. (literally this moron gave up 1 score down, and we tied it up and this is what he says)

Originally Posted by DRM08

Chargers are going to win on a late field goal.

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still working on cleaning this thread up and I will add some commentary


I will add to this

[tyecopeland]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Hi!! I'm Baby Lee, . . my join number is in the high teens, but I'm also apparently an asshole scumbag traitor.

You I obviously recognized. Probably not your best posts highlighted in the op.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Nobody is immune to my wrath, not even Mahomes.

via Imgflip

[Jewish Rabbi]

The funny thing is literally the only people who ever thumbs down me are quoted in the OP and confirmed dumbasses

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

I don’t remember who but, someone in this thread said something about trolling. I had never thought of it like that, foolishly giving people the benefit of the doubt that is was just PTSD. But, the example you provide along with other completely asinine remarks towards our QB makes me wonder if at least some of it isn’t trolling. And frankly, as bad as the comments were this week I’d be perfectly fine if the mods considered it all trolling (or most if there is a long standing understanding of certain people’s posting habits) and took appropriate action.

I’m going to have a moment of complete honesty here and say that “because Chiefs” is always on my mind when things are going the wrong way. But, I force myself to be positive. There are times in game threads late in a game where things are questionable and I quote/piggyback off of some else’s positive post that I’m not really feeling but, I remind myself of our new reality with Mahomes and force the “To the ‘ship!” attitude.

I’m forty so, figure in roughly 30is years of “because Chiefs” ingrained thinking in a species that is not known for quick radical changes and that old habit is going to die hard. And a lot of the people in this world are just not made up to even try to forcefully make the change like I am; ingrained thinking and habit are just damned difficult to overcome.

But, I still fall back on my new found belief that at least a portion of this is just out right trolling and should be dealt with accordingly.

The trolling thing is an out I've given for a long time.... Imma gonna assume you're not naturally this ****ing stupid and will be booting you from this thread for trolling. And if not trolling, as I've mentioned, it's like a contest to see who can claim "game over" first or make the broadest assumption based on the smallest sample size possible.

I'll make the distinction that IMO, "because Chiefs" is rooted in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory ...where as much of the complaining in GDTs these days is when the Chiefs are trying to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, or at least struggling.

"Because Chiefs" is when the Chiefs are leading the Cowboys or Broncos for pretty much the entire game, but people are assuming an opponent that hasn't found the end zone once in 50 minutes will now drive twice in 5 minutes for two touchdowns because the Chiefs are only up 13 and didn't score a TD to make it a 17 point lead. It's basically living with a fear that no matter how well things are going, the Chiefs will **** up.

Most of what I see these days is the same sky is falling mentality that's existed for 20 years.... the Chiefs aren't playing perfectly enough or even playing poorly, which automatically means the other team will play great and win the game. It's a basic lack of faith the Chiefs can ever come from behind, no matter how small the deficit or how early in the game. There's of course some 'because Chiefs' rooted in that, but IMO something else is going on there, whether it's an inferiority complex, wanting to expect failure and be surprised by success, or being a ****ing moron.

I dunno, after 0-24 against the Texans and having that deep sinking feeling during the Super Bowl when Mahomes threw that 4th quarter pick and so on and so forth, there are still times of "you guys need to pull your heads out of your ass" or "yeah, it's not their day" or escalating to WTF IS GOING ON?!?.... but, I feel like knowing they ARE and WILL continue to be a SB contender for years to come as long as Mahomes stays healthy is just so damn comforting. It took Brady refs for me to even get worked up about the SB loss (and I was very worked up about it), or else I would have just blamed the 5th string offensive line, knowing we'd be back the following year.

Hell, none of us expected the struggles this year and they're currently the #1 seed..... if people can't take the bad that happens with all of this good, they should maybe find a new way to spend their time.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

r.e.t.a.r.d.

It’s due to a reerun on this board named Reerunn, who, well, let’s just say he’s a reerun.

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Hope I don’t get thread banned.

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[eDave]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

The funny thing is literally the only people who ever thumbs down me are quoted in the OP and confirmed dumbasses

Yea. There's a lot of guys quoted there where you just say, "well, that makes sense". Dbags. Just because.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Say you have something with tar on it, . . . then it wears off, . . but you want tar on it again, . . . what would you do?

Well take the homonym of what you would do, and the CP Mod Trust LLC has fiddled with the BB settings to autocensor that word to 'reerun' because the poster named reerun says a lot of mentally deficient shit.

Now I kind of want to change Reerun's name to Mentally_Deficient_Shit just to close that loop.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

The trolling thing is an out I've given for a long time.... Imma gonna assume you're not naturally this ****ing stupid and will be booting you from this thread for trolling. And if not trolling, as I've mentioned, it's like a contest to see who can claim "game over" first or make the broadest assumption based on the smallest sample size possible.

I'll make the distinction that IMO, "because Chiefs" is rooted in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory ...where as much of the complaining in GDTs these days is when the Chiefs are trying to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, or at least struggling.

"Because Chiefs" is when the Chiefs are leading the Cowboys or Broncos for pretty much the entire game, but people are assuming an opponent that hasn't found the end zone once in 50 minutes will now drive twice in 5 minutes for two touchdowns because the Chiefs are only up 13 and didn't score a TD to make it a 17 point lead. It's basically living with a fear that no matter how well things are going, the Chiefs will **** up.

Most of what I see these days is the same sky is falling mentality that's existed for 20 years.... the Chiefs aren't playing perfectly enough or even playing poorly, which automatically means the other team will play great and win the game. It's a basic lack of faith the Chiefs can ever come from behind, no matter how small the deficit or how early in the game. There's of course some 'because Chiefs' rooted in that, but IMO something else is going on there, whether it's an inferiority complex, wanting to expect failure and be surprised by success, or being a ****ing moron.

I dunno, after 0-24 against the Texans and having that deep sinking feeling during the Super Bowl when Mahomes threw that 4th quarter pick and so on and so forth, there are still times of "you guys need to pull your heads out of your ass" or "yeah, it's not their day" or escalating to WTF IS GOING ON?!?.... but, I feel like knowing they ARE and WILL continue to be a SB contender for years to come as long as Mahomes stays healthy is just so damn comforting. It took Brady refs for me to even get worked up about the SB loss (and I was very worked up about it), or else I would have just blamed the 5th string offensive line, knowing we'd be back the following year.

Hell, none of us expected the struggles this year and they're currently the #1 seed..... if people can't take the bad that happens with all of this good, they should maybe find a new way to spend their time.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ... close the thread!

[WilliamTheIrish]

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Now I kind of want to change Reerun's name to Mentally_Deficient_Shit just to close that loop.

Fucking Big Idiot would be an option.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

By my wrath, I mean the shit I yell at the TV/post on CP out of anger. Now why don't you go back to scamming/robbing people for a living you worthless ****.

He lisped as he sped away in a plasti-dipped truck.

[TEX]

[Chiefspants]

[Bearcat]

I've seen a lot of "ERMERGERD THE HOURS SPENT ON THIS THREAD" ....and besides the obvious reasons for saying that, if you do the math.....

~4000 posts and let's say you can skim a post every 3 seconds, which is probably high considering the number of very short posts in a GDT, but it'll also take page loads into account.

That's 22 minutes.

And if you're an elite internet browser user, you're wheel-clicking (or whatever mouse shortcut) to open each 'Quote' in a new tab so you're not going back and forth all the time. And of course you're using 80 posts/page, because you're not a ****ing Neanderthal.

And I think I counted 71 posts. So, that's 71 copy/paste jobs into a thread, let's say that takes 5 seconds each.

So we're up to 28 minutes.

Out of those 71 posts, 14 have commentary... let's say 20 seconds per comment on average (several are pretty short).

So we're at 32 minutes.

There's also some clicks to create the thread and read it over... a few more minutes.

35 minutes...... then we'll add 10 minutes for any overages.

So, 45 minutes max to put something like this together, easily completed in the time it takes to watch one quarter of football in the background while sipping a nice bourbon or spirit of choice.

[ChiTown]