Food and Drink What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done? - Page 14

Hammock Parties · 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

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A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

listopencil · 06-21-2015, 01:52 AM

Last Summer I was out of town and ended up going through a Wal Mart for something. I was wandering around and found a giant can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. I don't normally buy it. It's on "the list" of things I don't keep in my house because at least one of us has no resistance. The list includes (among other things) Cap'n Crunch cereal, Nutella, cheese that isn't shaped like a large brick, potato chips and marshmallow creme. But I digress. The giant can of ravioli was 108 ounces. That's 6.75 pounds. I bought it and split it 50/50 with my teenaged son, we ate it in one sitting. I didn't eat for a few days after that.

Psyko Tek · 06-21-2015, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

I be been known to eat a chipotle burito bowl and an order of heir tacos. Mmmmm

need clarification is that their tacos, or hair tacos
either way good job

**J Diddy** · 06-21-2015, 07:35 AM

women aren't things
fat or otherwise

ThaVirus · 06-21-2015, 11:23 AM

I've been skinny my whole life so I don't do much fat shit stuff. Although, I do eat pizza 3 or 4 days a week. I think I'm developing GERD from it.

But I'm also a hypochondriac so..

**Predarat** · 06-21-2015, 11:26 AM

I ordered a Big Mac Value Meal, super sized and and ordered some nuggets on the side. And every few months I will devour one of these babies:

scho63 · 06-22-2015, 01:37 PM

About 3 years ago after not eating a single thing the entire day, I stopped at Chipotle and order TWO fajita burritos; one carnitas and one carne asada. I added the pepper and onions, white rice, shredded lettuce, spicy salsa, tomatoes, corn, and cheese. I ate both in about 10 minutes along with three Heinekens. They were like two baby footballs. I then proceeded to eat a pint of Haagen Dazs dulce de leche ice cream about 20 minutes later.

I then laid on my bed in my underwear spread eagle like a turtle flailing around, my belly looking like a giant tortoise shell.

It was a disgusting display of gluttony and I then joined the gym about a week later and began losing weight.

I still struggle with times of eating WAY too much.

FlaChief58 · 06-22-2015, 02:05 PM

I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive

Hammock Parties · 06-22-2015, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58

I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive

That's ****ing sick. 2 gallons?

Hammock Parties · 06-22-2015, 04:55 PM

THAT'S FOUR OF THESE

**TimBone** · 06-22-2015, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs

That's ****ing sick. 2 gallons?

I can't believe it didn't make her sick. I can put away some serious ice cream. Probably more than a gallon if I tried. No way I could eat two without getting sick...much less adding a bottle of chocolate syrup to that.

**Bugeater** · 06-22-2015, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I've been skinny my whole life so I don't do much fat shit stuff. Although, I do eat pizza 3 or 4 days a week. I think I'm developing GERD from it.

But I'm also a hypochondriac so..

Heh, I used to be the same way, and then I turned 40. Enjoy it while you can.

ThaVirus · 06-22-2015, 05:03 PM

I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

**The Franchise** · 06-22-2015, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

After eating a huge helping of lasagna and half of a loaf of garlic bread?

ThaVirus · 06-22-2015, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Baconeater

Heh, I used to be the same way, and then I turned 40. Enjoy it while you can.

That's what people keep telling me. Of course, I'm in the middle of my prime so I just can't see it..

To me, not eating is the easiest thing in the world. I don't mean to come off like a pompous douche, but I just can't see myself getting "fat".

ThaVirus · 06-22-2015, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

After eating a huge helping of lasagna and half of a loaf of garlic bread?

Not a ****ing chance.

06-21-2015, 01:52 AM	#196
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $1915880	Last Summer I was out of town and ended up going through a Wal Mart for something. I was wandering around and found a giant can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. I don't normally buy it. It's on "the list" of things I don't keep in my house because at least one of us has no resistance. The list includes (among other things) Cap'n Crunch cereal, Nutella, cheese that isn't shaped like a large brick, potato chips and marshmallow creme. But I digress. The giant can of ravioli was 108 ounces. That's 6.75 pounds. I bought it and split it 50/50 with my teenaged son, we ate it in one sitting. I didn't eat for a few days after that. __________________ Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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06-21-2015, 07:35 AM	#198
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06-21-2015, 11:23 AM	#199
ThaVirus You gotta kill a few people Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1772369	I've been skinny my whole life so I don't do much fat shit stuff. Although, I do eat pizza 3 or 4 days a week. I think I'm developing GERD from it. But I'm also a hypochondriac so..
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06-21-2015, 11:26 AM	#200
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06-22-2015, 01:37 PM	#201
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2461110	About 3 years ago after not eating a single thing the entire day, I stopped at Chipotle and order TWO fajita burritos; one carnitas and one carne asada. I added the pepper and onions, white rice, shredded lettuce, spicy salsa, tomatoes, corn, and cheese. I ate both in about 10 minutes along with three Heinekens. They were like two baby footballs. I then proceeded to eat a pint of Haagen Dazs dulce de leche ice cream about 20 minutes later. I then laid on my bed in my underwear spread eagle like a turtle flailing around, my belly looking like a giant tortoise shell. It was a disgusting display of gluttony and I then joined the gym about a week later and began losing weight. I still struggle with times of eating WAY too much. __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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06-22-2015, 02:05 PM	#202
FlaChief58 SuperChiefs Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Florida Casino cash: $1949822	I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive
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06-22-2015, 04:55 PM	#204
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06-22-2015, 05:03 PM	#207
ThaVirus You gotta kill a few people Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1772369	I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)
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