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03-30-2013, 04:13 PM | #196 | |
Now you've pissed me off!
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln |
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03-30-2013, 04:14 PM | #197 |
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03-30-2013, 04:22 PM | #198 | |
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Every time you leave the house and lock the door, say "Locked" out loud. Don't say it to "yourself", in your mind, but out loud. By doing so, you transfer the action of locking the door while thinking about other things to the gesture of speaking. You'll never question whether or not you've locked your home again. |
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03-30-2013, 04:23 PM | #199 |
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03-30-2013, 04:29 PM | #200 | |
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03-30-2013, 04:33 PM | #201 | |
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03-30-2013, 04:34 PM | #202 |
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03-30-2013, 04:39 PM | #204 |
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I'm scared of horses.
Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear! |
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03-30-2013, 04:42 PM | #205 |
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03-30-2013, 04:42 PM | #206 |
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03-30-2013, 04:44 PM | #207 |
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If you heard him most people run he sounds like a 200 pound dog. The contractors won't come in unless I am home. And he is in his kennel.
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03-30-2013, 04:47 PM | #208 |
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I used to be afraid of the UPS man. True story, when I was a kid I tried to impress my neighbor girl and show her that I was a tough guy, so I flipped off the UPS man.
The next day I went to school and showed up for P.E. The P.E. teacher turns to me and says "The UPS man is looking for you." I didn't know it at the time, but they were dating and we lived in a small town. OMG I still prefer Fed Ex, but I don't dive under a desk when the UPS man comes anymore. |
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03-30-2013, 07:37 PM | #209 |
pie is never free
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03-30-2013, 07:37 PM | #210 |
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Richard Cranium has a fear of black guys...
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