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Old 03-30-2013, 03:07 PM   #1
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Hot blonde at work from TN does this when she goes back home. Something irrationally scary and at the same time unspeakably appealing about a hot blonde with her arm down a fish's throat.
I know, pix or its worthless but not happening.
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Old 03-30-2013, 03:12 PM   #2
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I have several rational fears but nothing irrational.
I do dislike Clowns, most bugs and snakes of course... I don't know if I'm really afraid of snakes. I mean, one time I was grouse hunting in the sand-hills and I came up on 2 huge rattlers. I blew them away with bird-shot, grabbed my dogs, broke camp and drove 350 miles home and have never hunted that area again.
Ok, maybe I was startled a bit.

Well, come to think about it, one time Lumpy was working in the yard and she dug up a little garden-snake. I grabbed my 10 lb maul-axe and chopped it in several pieces, then threw the remains in the burn barrel, dumped a full container of lighter fluid on it and watched it burn for two days.

Oh then there was the time I had to do community service after kicking the shit out of a thirteen year old for hiding a rubber snake in my mailbox.

Afraid? Nah...
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:03 PM   #3
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I have several rational fears but nothing irrational.
I do dislike Clowns, most bugs and snakes of course... I don't know if I'm really afraid of snakes. I mean, one time I was grouse hunting in the sand-hills and I came up on 2 huge rattlers. I blew them away with bird-shot, grabbed my dogs, broke camp and drove 350 miles home and have never hunted that area again.
Ok, maybe I was startled a bit.

Well, come to think about it, one time Lumpy was working in the yard and she dug up a little garden-snake. I grabbed my 10 lb maul-axe and chopped it in several pieces, then threw the remains in the burn barrel, dumped a full container of lighter fluid on it and watched it burn for two days.

Oh then there was the time I had to do community service after kicking the shit out of a thirteen year old for hiding a rubber snake in my mailbox.

Afraid? Nah...
That's ****ed up bruh.
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:13 PM   #4
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I have several rational fears but nothing irrational.
I do dislike Clowns, most bugs and snakes of course... I don't know if I'm really afraid of snakes. I mean, one time I was grouse hunting in the sand-hills and I came up on 2 huge rattlers. I blew them away with bird-shot, grabbed my dogs, broke camp and drove 350 miles home and have never hunted that area again.
Ok, maybe I was startled a bit.

Well, come to think about it, one time Lumpy was working in the yard and she dug up a little garden-snake. I grabbed my 10 lb maul-axe and chopped it in several pieces, then threw the remains in the burn barrel, dumped a full container of lighter fluid on it and watched it burn for two days.

Oh then there was the time I had to do community service after kicking the shit out of a thirteen year old for hiding a rubber snake in my mailbox.

Afraid? Nah...
Gonzo dishes out Keyser Soze-style vengeance to snakes. JFC.
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:08 PM   #5
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:29 PM   #6
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I have a simple solution for you both:

Every time you leave the house and lock the door, say "Locked" out loud. Don't say it to "yourself", in your mind, but out loud.

By doing so, you transfer the action of locking the door while thinking about other things to the gesture of speaking. You'll never question whether or not you've locked your home again.
I can't even remember what I said to the pizza guy 5 minutes ago. No way I remember if I said locked or not.
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:34 PM   #7
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I can't even remember what I said to the pizza guy 5 minutes ago. No way I remember if I said locked or not.
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:39 PM   #8
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I'm scared of horses.

Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:42 PM   #9
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I'm scared of horses.

Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!
Pussy.

Horses will obey your every command if you give them enough carrots.

Or kick them hard enough, I guess.
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Old 03-31-2013, 07:22 AM   #10
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Pussy.

Horses will obey your every command if you give them enough carrots.

Or kick them hard enough, I guess.
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Old 04-01-2013, 02:45 PM   #11
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He had no carrots.
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Old 04-01-2013, 05:41 PM   #12
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This is the kind of shit im talking about!
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:42 PM   #13
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Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!
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Old 04-01-2013, 03:00 PM   #14
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I'm scared of horses.

Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!
Cure your fear Mongo style...



Horses can be assholes...
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