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Old 04-25-2018, 04:15 PM  
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****The 2018 NFL Draft Thread**** (No Spoilers)

Let's ****ing do this.

Last year was a one-of-a-kind, so let's hope the luck carries over to this year, with Brett Veach at the helm for the first time.

Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.

*Note: For 2017 hilariousness, view that thread here.
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:39 PM   #181
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REACH!!!

BUST!!!!

Just prematurely getting my yells in.
Nice...way to exercise the Lexicon...

Let's all remember The Lexicon when it comes to the draft...

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:40 PM   #182
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Rumor is the Raiders might take McGlinchey

I know they need an OT, but that would be reaching for need at that spot IMO.
It’s the right pick IMO. Especially with Derek Carr as your QB
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:41 PM   #183
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:42 PM   #184
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:42 PM   #185
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It’s the right pick IMO. Especially with Derek Carr as your QB
Nah, it's actually terrible.

None of these tackles are worth a 1.
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:43 PM   #186
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link to a free stream of the NFL draft?
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:43 PM   #187
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:44 PM   #188
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Rumor is the Raiders might take McGlinchey

I know they need an OT, but that would be reaching for need at that spot IMO.
Oakland really needs defensive help (mainly LB's) in a bad way. They can get their O-linemen in Day 2, in my opinion.
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:44 PM   #189
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:44 PM   #190
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oh nevermind, its on NFL.com
Well never mind then. That's probably a decent stream.
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:45 PM   #191
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:45 PM   #192
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:45 PM   #193
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Oakland really needs defensive help (mainly LB's) in a bad way. They can get their O-linemen in Day 2, in my opinion.
I hope they do but never reach for need. Just a pure, iron-clad rule. They could have literally zero LB under contract and they still shouldn't take because of that. Now if Roquan or whoever else is arguably BPA, sure.
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:46 PM   #194
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Old 04-26-2018, 05:47 PM   #195
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