Royals *** Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 *** - Page 13

ROYC75 · 05:52 PM

In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits!

Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess.
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Twins @ Royals

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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Twins @ Royals

(48-58)
(54-52)

Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium
Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network
TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC

Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - -
Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - -
Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - -
Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - -
Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - -
Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - -
Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - -
Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - -
Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - -

SP- Kevin Correia
2014 season
5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0
Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2
Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2
Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0
Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2
Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1
Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2
Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1

SP- Yordano Ventura
2014 season
7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks
vs. Twins last 5 years
0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 08:00 PM

Fever ready to jizz over the Twinkie's play

TomBarndtsTwin · 07-31-2014, 08:05 PM

Well, Fever was a Twinkie boy before coming to KC . . . .

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 08:06 PM

Hell of a game Ace

**ChiTown** · 07-31-2014, 08:06 PM

He'll of a come back for the kid. Nice outing, Ace!

Three7s · 07-31-2014, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28

No, Hud, whenever a hitter abbreviates his swing like that it isn't because he was guessing, it's because he was fooled and tried to lay off

So, you're saying he couldn't have guessed wrong and tried to correct himself too late by laying off, resulting in what we just saw?

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 08:09 PM

Get him over, get him in

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Three7s

So, you're saying he couldn't have guessed wrong and tried to correct himself too late by laying off, resulting in what we just saw?

Could have. But usually when hitters are guessing they are putting a big swing on and they don't hold up like that.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 08:10 PM

I doubt Mr. Royal ever got a lapdance from anyone

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 08:11 PM

Way to move him over Raul

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 08:13 PM

Try swinging at less balls and more strikes, Moose

**Bowser** · 07-31-2014, 08:15 PM

Gardenhire looks like he'd be the grumpy drunk uncle at a family reunion.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 08:17 PM

ESKY!!!!!!

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 08:17 PM

ESKY BABY 2 RUN TRIPLE

**lewdog** · 07-31-2014, 08:17 PM

OH heck yes!!!!!!!!!!

**ChiTown** · 07-31-2014, 08:17 PM

ESKY!l

07-31-2014, 04:41 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5429400	* Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 * In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits! Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess. ___________________________________________ Twins @ Royals Preview Probables Lineups Thursday, July 31, 2014 Twins @ Royals (48-58) (54-52) Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - - Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - - Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - - Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - - Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - - Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - - Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - - Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - - Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - - SP- Kevin Correia 2014 season 5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0 Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2 Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2 Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0 Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2 Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1 Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2 Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1 SP- Yordano Ventura 2014 season 7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks vs. Twins last 5 years 0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 07-31-2014 at 05:52 PM..
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