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Old 03-25-2014, 01:28 PM  
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Ok, I need the creative, dirt, disgusting and over the top minds of CP
Looking to re-image, re-amp my show.
I do a rock show in Vegas and my all request lunch feature is Carlotas Box Lunch.

Im not shy or timid, in fact some people would call me one bad ass bitch.
So, Im looking for crazy ass minds of CP to help me write some imaging.
Some of the stuff I already have just to give you an idea:
Carlotas Box Lunch -think inside the Box
Eat This! Carlotas box lunch
CArlota-No Longer on a first name basis with Cher, Jewel or Madonna (CP member did that one)

Ideas?
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:14 PM   #181
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Carlota's Lunch Box, giving you more than just lunch *pause* if you ask nicely.
Carlota's Lunch Box; come for the food, stay for the paternity test
Carlota's Lunch Box;.....screw the rich kids.
Put Down the gas station taquito, and grab Carlota's Lunch Box
Carlota's Lunch Box; taking your requests if you eat your veggies
Carlot'as Lunch Box; if she's good enough for G.I Joe, she's good enough for your sorry ass
Carlota's Lunch Box; sleeping with the Surgeon General since XXXX
Cafeteria food is for Pussies *beep*; grab Carlota's Lunch Box
Dayze, FTW.

'Carlota's Lunch Box: Feed the Hunger'. (Gravely voice, think John Facenda or the 'viewer discretion advised' voice on FX's 'Sons of Anarchy'.)

You need a cheesy radio nickname too. "Mistress of the Midday"?

"Carlota's Lunch Box: Feed the Hunger... Rockin' your requests with 92.3's Mistress of the midday."

Throw in some "mounds of sounds" and "stacks of wax" and you're golden.
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:29 PM   #182
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Step on in and tap your toes while you dip your chips in the spiciest salsa in town. We're makin' gravy with your favorite lunch time lady. We'll blow off your socks and rock your crotch because it's time to eat out at Carlota's lunch box.

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Old 03-26-2014, 02:02 PM   #183
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Old 03-26-2014, 02:29 PM   #184
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Old 03-26-2014, 03:20 PM   #185
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:15 PM   #186
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All I know is that Carlota needs to step up and run a sex train or a rep train for who contributed.


And maybe list out her favorite top 10.
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:18 PM   #187
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I lie, that..

Carlota, because **** everyone else!
There are a ton of awesome liners in here. I will be putting together something today, and having the people n production put it together. As soon as its all done, I will tell you guys when to listen, since I can't imagine getting all of them up. I will play all of them in one day, so they can be heard.
And I won't be putting these together til later today, so feel free to keep em coming.....;-)
Carlota, I assume that it will be available online? LOL, not flying to Vegas for a commercial.
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:18 PM   #188
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All I know is that Carlota needs to step up and run a sex train or a rep train for who contributed.


And maybe list out her favorite top 10.
Great suggestion... For that I offer you sloppy seconds of the 29th virgin I was awarded for conduct becoming a few years back... Enjoy..
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:20 PM   #189
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Old 03-26-2014, 09:51 PM   #191
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Carlota, I assume that it will be available online? LOL, not flying to Vegas for a commercial.
Of course, you can listen online anytime M-F 9am-2pm PsT. KOMP.com
I will let everyone know when the pieces are done. It has to go to voice guy first, then To production guy, then il play them on air.
I used quite a few. Lots of awesome stuff in here...

Some stuff I already use, like come and get it, finger licking good etc...but theres some doozies in here, so rep to all that contributed!!
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****ing hilarious!!! Love it!
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Old 03-26-2014, 10:02 PM   #194
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All I know is that Carlota needs to step up and run a sex train or a rep train for who contributed.


And maybe list out her favorite top 10.
I dug in no particular order....
No strings attached
No kiddie menu
Because **** Howard stern, altho I changed it to
Carlota: because **** everyone else (Howard isn't that relevant anymore)
Come for the food, stay for the paternity test
Headbanging doesn't just apply to the music
No sugar added
20% more perversion
Putting the in u in innuendo...

Plus about 10-15 more...

Good good stuff!!
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