Chiefs Chiefs vs. Bills discussion thread... - Page 13

Chiefs Pantalones · 09-01-2011, 10:30 PM

Now that the preseason is over finally, the real bullets start to fly!

Who wins? What matchups can we take advantage of? How do we matchup with their offense, defense, special teams?

We must beat them. My wife's aunt is a big fan and she's as annoying as their uniforms.

</post> · 09-05-2011, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze

I don't know what this is but you are obviously a complete and total ****ing moron.

Roast Beef on Kimmelweck Roll.

BryanBusby · 09-05-2011, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Sounds about right. The last pair I had was in 93.

eh they were actually a good team until the Music City Miracle, which was several years after that.

Flutie was the ****in' man

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-05-2011, 10:41 PM

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Beef on Weck from Schwabl's > Any KC BBQ

...and I love KC BBQ

GTFO its a ****ing ham sandwich.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-05-2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Domino's Chicken is just terrible. I can't believe they had a commercial bragging on just how great it is. Just garbage.

It IS awful.

**CrazyPhuD** · 09-05-2011, 10:45 PM

Does anyone else think this might be the first nfl game in a long time where no one threw a pass?

**KcMizzou** · 09-05-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Does anyone else think this might be the first nfl game in a long time where no one threw a pass?

Nope Cassel tears 'em up for at least one fiddy.

PunkinDrublic · 09-05-2011, 10:46 PM

I can't respect a franchise that let's ****ing Toronto steal one of their home games. That makes you Canadas bitch.

**kysirsoze** · 09-05-2011, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

I can't respect a franchise that let's ****ing Toronto steal one of their home games. That makes you Canadas bitch.

LA's probably gonna steal all eight of em pretty soon.

</post> · 09-05-2011, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

GTFO its a ****ing ham sandwich.

How businesses survive for over 175 years on the reputation of a single sandwich?

Especially in a place like Buffalo.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-05-2011, 10:52 PM

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How businesses survive for over 175 years on the reputation of a single sandwich?

Especially in a place like Buffalo.

Eh, Subway has 35,000 stores around the world. Whats your point?

PunkinDrublic · 09-05-2011, 10:58 PM

If we sold Buffalo to Canada the countries average weight would go down by about 50 lbs.

</post> · 09-05-2011, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Eh, Subway has 35,000 stores around the world. Whats your point?

That Buffalo has good food so Bills fans can eat their feelings when the team moves to Toronto.

**TimeForWasp** · 09-06-2011, 04:11 AM

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

---

Q: Why is the Buffalo football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."

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Chan Gailey was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen."

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Q: What's the difference between the Bills and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

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Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to
move them to Alaska?
They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes

The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo .
For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

OCinBuffalo · 09-06-2011, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AutumnWind

Have a feeling that this game comes down to a FG? Now the only question is will it go WIDE RIGHT?

You mean exactly like last year? You guys won because we missed a FG...but yeah...you "dominated" us.

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On average, how many games did your current starting front seven play last year?

Yeah, Merriman didn't play last year...so...that means he sucks, and won't be bouncing Cassles ribs into...

Dareus...who didn't play a game last year...so...he sucks too.

Pouring piss on your wife, the morning after your wedding, is less of a rude awakening than what you are about to experience.

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

The Bills have ONE winning season in the last 11.

They're really shitty.

How about these awesome quarterbacks:

Kelly Holcomb
JP Losman
Trent Edwards

Ryan Fitzpatrick should not be on this list (Better?)
Drew Bledsoe was like a tiny god to them.

Which of these guys will be playing Sunday? Oh, that's right...none.

Yeah, this is a relevant post.

You guys are awesome at killing trolls

You're the best ever! Anything else you want to self-congratulate about? F'ing chickens perhaps?

You want to talk about the past? Youtube(cause I can't post links...dammit!):
"Joe Montana Chiefs vs Bills 93 AFC Championship game"

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

If we sold Buffalo to Canada the countries average weight would go down by about 50 lbs.

That's fine..

However, if we sold both Kansas and Missouri back to the Indians, first of all we'd have MegaVegas in the middle of the country which would be cool...and all those dumb girls in one place...Ok, I'm off track...and, our national naivete would go down about 50 points. The fun part is, we could probably do it too. Just tell you guys "hey, we're only changing the zip codes" and you'd buy it.

Then, your team's mascot wouldn't be so blatantly racist! (All kidding aside, I couldn't care less about that. Screw PC people.)

I'd rather be fat than gullible. I am neither but if I had to choose...You don't get to choose. You are already gullible...and you are trying to tell me that you don't have any fat people with all the BBQ? What, do they all walk to those broke-ass shacks on the side of the road?

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 09-06-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

You mean exactly like last year? You guys won because we missed a FG...but yeah...you "dominated" us.

Just FYI, Autumn Wind is a Raiders fan.

We let him visit when he's out on parole.

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