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Old 11-26-2014, 11:34 AM  
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The worst thing family does on holidays...

Just interested in things family, in-laws, friends do to meals on Thanksgiving holidays?

Is it packaged gravy mix? Boxed stuffing? Burned turkey?

I've got a few... my father-in-law goes all out. From scratch everything. Except he throws the turkey drippings down the sink and makes McCormick's packaged gravy.

But that's not even the worst. He microwaves his turkey. Not even kidding. It's horrifying. But to be fair, it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds.

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Old 12-24-2014, 12:30 PM   #181
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Its gonna be an awkward Christmas this year.
One family member is splitting from her husband. Tonight, we will all be at one house where she and her ex will open gifts as if they are still together.
Tomorrow we will be opening gifts with the same woman and her new boyfriend.
Ummmmm. WTF?
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Old 12-24-2014, 12:45 PM   #182
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My parents divorced when I was three, and for a long time the holidays were always a competition that just ended up stressing me out. If I went to one place during Thanksgiving, I got a guilt trip from the other, same thing with Christmas.

Now we add my wife's family into the mix. We can't be three places all at least two hours apart from one another in two days, so someone is always left out on Christmas Eve or Christmas proper. I can't be anywhere and just relax for two or three days because my holiday arrangements are more like a Rube Goldberg device than a celebration.

I don't really enjoy Christmas that much as a result, which I hate, because it used to be my favorite day.
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Old 12-24-2014, 12:47 PM
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Old 12-24-2014, 12:48 PM   #183
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Ummmmm. WTF?
Yeah...

Its actually worse than that. I'm just describing it in general. If you knew all the details. You'd start drinking.
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Old 12-24-2014, 12:51 PM   #184
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My youngest sister had her baby on Saturday. Today I get a text listing the baby's Christmas list. I took a gift to the hospital on Sunday morning to celebrate her arrival. Should I also be required to buy a gift for the baby's Christmas? I mean she will be 5 days old. She's certainly earned a gift.
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Old 12-24-2014, 01:35 PM   #185
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Yeah...

Its actually worse than that. I'm just describing it in general. If you knew all the details. You'd start drinking.
Feel free to divulge the rest of the information. I'm always eager to hear about train wrecks.
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Old 12-24-2014, 02:12 PM   #186
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Its gonna be an awkward Christmas this year.
One family member is splitting from her husband. Tonight, we will all be at one house where she and her ex will open gifts as if they are still together.
Tomorrow we will be opening gifts with the same woman and her new boyfriend.
Why is the ex still around?
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Old 12-24-2014, 02:17 PM   #187
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My youngest sister had her baby on Saturday. Today I get a text listing the baby's Christmas list. I took a gift to the hospital on Sunday morning to celebrate her arrival. Should I also be required to buy a gift for the baby's Christmas? I mean she will be 5 days old. She's certainly earned a gift.
Congrats on the new niece!

I don't think an obligatory gift is in order, however, if you feel like spoiling her early, why not?
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Old 12-24-2014, 02:17 PM   #188
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Why is the ex still around?
My guess is they are perpetrating a lie to kids that mom and dad are still together.
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Congrats on the new niece!

I don't think an obligatory gift is in order, however, if you feel like spoiling her early, why not?
The wife just picked her up a Chiefs sleeper and blanket. Figured I might as well start her down the path of frustration early.
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The wife just picked her up a Chiefs sleeper and blanket. Figured I might as well start her down the path of frustration early.
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Old 12-24-2014, 02:48 PM   #191
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well, I've only spent one Christmas with my girl's family. It isn't so bad, except for one part. On Christmas day we go over to her grandfather's house. He seems nice enough, but he spends the entire day sitting around 24 inches from his tv, and he's hard of hearing. Meeting him was one gigantic stereotype of meeting an old person. Turns out he likes me, but its because I'm white, clean cut, and don't have any (visable tattoos). I also found that the woman he married produced demon spawn in a past relationship. We'll call her Shirley. Shirley's daughter looks/acts like mama june, and Shirley's grand daughter looks/acts like honey boo boo. I was so uncomfortable listening to all the arguing, I'm dreading going back over there tomorrow. At least tonight I only have to hear shit about not proposing yet.
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My parents divorced when I was three, and for a long time the holidays were always a competition that just ended up stressing me out. If I went to one place during Thanksgiving, I got a guilt trip from the other, same thing with Christmas.

Now we add my wife's family into the mix. We can't be three places all at least two hours apart from one another in two days, so someone is always left out on Christmas Eve or Christmas proper. I can't be anywhere and just relax for two or three days because my holiday arrangements are more like a Rube Goldberg device than a celebration.

I don't really enjoy Christmas that much as a result, which I hate, because it used to be my favorite day.
Been there, done that. The only solution is for you to invite everyone over at your place and let them all know its time to grow up or they can be alone for the Holidays.
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Old 12-24-2014, 03:00 PM   #193
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Its gonna be an awkward Christmas this year.
One family member is splitting from her husband. Tonight, we will all be at one house where she and her ex will open gifts as if they are still together.
Tomorrow we will be opening gifts with the same woman and her new boyfriend.
Get the boyfriend the exact same thing as the ex. If they ever bump into each other they will look like twins.
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Old 12-24-2014, 03:34 PM   #194
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Why is the ex still around?
Other family members are paying for their house, and car, and other assorted goodies (under the guise that its "for their son"). They are continuing with it all, probably due to fear of not being able to afford the divorce, and also due to worrying about the end of the gravy train.

Everyone, including the son, knows what's going on. The mom has essentially moved into the boyfriend's trailer. That's right... I said trailer.
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Get the boyfriend the exact same thing as the ex. If they ever bump into each other they will look like twins.
I'm very apprehensive about the new boyfriend being at my house. In their short time together, he's already been physically abusive to the girlfriend. I dislike both of the guys in this scenario, but it will be made clear to this new boyfriend that he minds his Ps and Qs, or he will be leaving my house.
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