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**Bwana** · 01-28-2012, 03:36 PM

What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

trndobrd · 01-29-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Just yesterday, the wife and I went to the movies (Underworld: Awakenings) and about a 1/2 hour in I hear a baby start crying. The dumb bidge did get up and take the baby out of the theater, but who brings a ****ing baby to a movie? And what kind of movie theater allows that shit in the first place?

Lot's of theaters do. Depending on the movie, you might have a reasonable complaint or not. If you go to 'Cars 2' and complain about kids making noise, you are a dumba**.

However...that brings up another gripe of mine...which may be your actual gripe: Parents who take their children to inappropriate movies. After enjoying the first 2/3 of Kill Bill Trndowife and I were shocked to hear a little girl's voice say 'this movie is scary'. Turns out it was a girl probably around 4y/o.

01-29-2012, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

However...that brings up another gripe of mine...which may be your actual gripe: Parents who take their children to inappropriate movies. After enjoying the first 2/3 of Kill Bill Trndowife and I were shocked to hear a little girl's voice say 'this movie is scary'. Turns out it was a girl probably around 4y/o.

Frankly, CPS should be called in that situation.

**Dartgod** · 01-29-2012, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

Lot's of theaters do. Depending on the movie, you might have a reasonable complaint or not. If you go to 'Cars 2' and complain about kids making noise, you are a dumba**.

However...that brings up another gripe of mine...which may be your actual gripe: Parents who take their children to inappropriate movies. After enjoying the first 2/3 of Kill Bill Trndowife and I were shocked to hear a little girl's voice say 'this movie is scary'. Turns out it was a girl probably around 4y/o.

I agree, which is why I question why someone would bring a baby to Underworld: Awakening

01-29-2012, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I agree, which is why I question why someone would bring a baby to Underworld: Awakening

A baby is one thing. I'm sure the parents are hoping it slept through the thing. I remember being a young Marine in a strange town wanting to take the wife on a date with the $20 in my pocket. No family to watch the kid, no money for a sitter. But taking a 4 year old is pretty obviously wrong.

R8RFAN · 01-29-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

A baby is one thing. I'm sure the parents are hoping it slept through the thing. I remember being a young Marine in a strange town wanting to take the wife on a date with the $20 in my pocket. No family to watch the kid, no money for a sitter. But taking a 4 year old is pretty obviously wrong.

If he has no more money than that he should use Redbox or something and save the rest of the cash for baby milk

Mosbonian · 01-29-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

I currently have 26 years in a row safe driving.... You do the math rookie

Knowing that you are probably as much a prick in real life as you appear on this board, I am guessing that so far you have been lucky, or scared enough people to get out of your way. But all it takes is one mistake that that spotless record of yours is nothing but a tarnished trophy in the hands of a man wondering how "all this could have happened"

Marcellus · 01-29-2012, 06:15 PM

I am sure it has been covered already but people driving in the left lane going the exact speed limit or slower. Then when you come rolling up behind them they just keep on keepin on in the left lane. It makes it even better when you get another person driving the same speed in the right line next to them and they back up traffic for 1/4 mile.

I drive interstate to and from work almost every day so I see this a lot.

I know its silly but it drives me nuts.

**Bwana** · 01-29-2012, 06:51 PM

As of right now, the Pro Bowl, what a joke.

R8RFAN · 01-29-2012, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

As of right now, the Pro Bowl, what a joke.

I don't even waste my time

**Bwana** · 01-29-2012, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

I don't even waste my time

I did, for about 4 minutes. I was embarrassed for the players. Hell, even the crowd was booing them. It was like watching peewee soccer, with less contact.

LiveSteam · 01-29-2012, 07:21 PM

like watching peewee soccer, with less contact

R8RFAN · 01-29-2012, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I did, for about 4 minutes. I was embarrassed for the players. Hell, even the crowd was booing them. It was like watching peewee soccer, with less contact.

It's a joke game, I have never paid much attention to it, I am in full college basketball mode now

Pioli Zombie · 01-29-2012, 07:26 PM

After a huge heist when everyone else wants their ****ing cut of the money. I like stealing. I mean, I really like to steal. And that Luftansa score was huge. Then these numbnuts start spending money right and left, furs, cars, after everything I ****ing told them. And then this pain in the ass, Morey, just hounding me for his cut. I got to find out if he talks to his wife Belle, and then im gonna stick a knife into the back of his ****ing head.

**lewdog** · 01-29-2012, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

It's a joke game, I have never paid much attention to it, I am in full college basketball mode now

Who is your college bball team?

Otter · 01-29-2012, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

I wouldn't call that 'small'. Talking in the elevator on your cell phone, writing a check in the grocery and not having everything filled out by the time their done being packed, not using a turn signal...little annoying.

Some guy dumping trash in your private container without your knowledge or consent is a couple notches higher. Hell, he could have been getting rid of who the hell knows what...

01-28-2012, 03:36 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139293647	Small things in life that gravel your ass What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off? My example of the day: The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container. Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something? Slippery Larry: No Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space. Slippery Larry: I don't know. Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container? Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here. Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem. At that point, he high tailed it out of there. Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.
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01-29-2012, 06:15 PM	#187
Marcellus Diablo Negro Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $2832662	I am sure it has been covered already but people driving in the left lane going the exact speed limit or slower. Then when you come rolling up behind them they just keep on keepin on in the left lane. It makes it even better when you get another person driving the same speed in the right line next to them and they back up traffic for 1/4 mile. I drive interstate to and from work almost every day so I see this a lot. I know its silly but it drives me nuts.
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01-29-2012, 06:51 PM	#188
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139293647	As of right now, the Pro Bowl, what a joke. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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01-29-2012, 07:21 PM	#191
LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $1945432	like watching peewee soccer, with less contact __________________ Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is?
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01-29-2012, 07:26 PM	#193
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	After a huge heist when everyone else wants their **ing cut of the money. I like stealing. I mean, I really like to steal. And that Luftansa score was huge. Then these numbnuts start spending money right and left, furs, cars, after everything I ing told them. And then this pain in the ass, Morey, just hounding me for his cut. I got to find out if he talks to his wife Belle, and then im gonna stick a knife into the back of his **ing head.
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