Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 7

[TimBone]

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will gives us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Nadine Velazquez





Winona Ryder





Milana Vayntrub





Shania Twain





Kelly Brook

[Chuck Fargers]

Shania and Winona. Milana is nowhere near hot enough to be in this competition.

[rico]

You know...I have never and probably won't ever have a raging Wynoner or anything, but I watched the movie "Heathers" yesterday...there is something about her voice and the way she enunciates things that is kind of cute.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by rico

You know...I have never and probably won't ever have a raging Wynoner or anything, but I watched the movie "Heathers" yesterday...there is something about her voice and the way she enunciates things that is kind of cute.

That's how it starts. And then you'll watch another one and notice her beautiful eyes. And then another one and you'll notice her excellent figure. She's a work of art where you see something new to appreciate every time.

[scho63]

Don't forget Beetlejuice.....

[Kman34]

Please vote for Shania....

[rico]

I am not a huge grammar/spelling Nazi, although I am pretty vocal about hating it when auto-correct was added to Facebook... I miss the days of Facebook where I was actually able to read how people thought certain words were spelled...now auto-correct makes everyone look like spelling bee champions.

However, I can't stand it when I read that I spelled something incorrectly when I knew better. With that said,, jeesh...I went full-fledged Wynona Judd with Winona Ryder when I wrote about not having a raging "Wynoner." It's "Winoner."

[rico]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's how it starts. And then you'll watch another one and notice her beautiful eyes. And then another one and you'll notice her excellent figure. She's a work of art where you see something new to appreciate every time.

So she speaks like that in other movies? That's the way she actually speaks? Very cute of her, I must say. I haven't really seen many Winona movies.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by rico

So she speaks like that in other movies? That's the way she actually speaks? Very cute of her, I must say. I haven't really seen many Winona movies.

You haven't seen Bram Stoker's Dracula? Gary Oldman is Dracula, Anthony Hopkins plays Van Helsing, and Wynona plays Mina. It's a very solid movie, if you can ignore Keanu Reeves.

Wynona is especially fetching as she runs around wearing a nearly-sheer negligee on a rainy, windy night, clearly unhindered by a bra. The scene overall is a bit disturbing, as she is running to the rescue of her friend Lucy, who is mind-zapped by Dracula and lets (?) him screw (rape?) her in the garden in half-wolf beast form.

Yeah, anyway, not at all a bad movie.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by rico

I am not a huge grammar/spelling Nazi, although I am pretty vocal about hating it when auto-correct was added to Facebook... I miss the days of Facebook where I was actually able to read how people thought certain words were spelled...now auto-correct makes everyone look like spelling bee champions.

However, I can't stand it when I read that I spelled something incorrectly when I knew better. With that said,, jeesh...I went full-fledged Wynona Judd with Winona Ryder when I wrote about not having a raging "Wynoner." It's "Winoner."

The biggest Winona fan on the planet either didn't notice or was too polite to mention it, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. Heathers is a good movie.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

You haven't seen Bram Stoker's Dracula? Gary Oldman is Dracula, Anthony Hopkins plays Van Helsing, and Wynona plays Mina. It's a very solid movie, if you can ignore Keanu Reeves.

Wynona is especially fetching as she runs around wearing a nearly-sheer negligee on a rainy, windy night, clearly unhindered by a bra. The scene overall is a bit disturbing, as she is running to the rescue of her friend Lucy, who is mind-zapped by Dracula and lets (?) him screw (rape?) her in the garden in half-wolf beast form.

Yeah, anyway, not at all a bad movie.

I have seen bits and pieces of it. It is one of those movies that my parents rented on VHS when I was like 8 or 9 years old and they told my brother and I that we had to hang out upstairs in our rooms because they didn't think the movie would be appropriate for us. Whenever our parents pulled that on us, our curiosities were understandably sparked and we would make like 20 trips to the refrigerator and stop and peek through the living room every time until one of my parents would notice us and tell us to go back to our room(s).

So I've seen a few parts of that movie, but it has been about 23-25 years. From what I can remember, I didn't understand much of what I saw.

[rico]

Originally Posted by patteeu

The biggest Winona fan on the planet either didn't notice or was too polite to mention it, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. Heathers is a good movie.

Heathers was so much different than what I expected it to be. I've never seen anything like that.

[Infidel Goat]

Heathers is one of my favorite movies.

You can add to the fun by making it a drinking game. All you have to do it drink whenever someone says "Heather"--the first couple of minutes gets the game started out right...

Winona Forever.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Infidel Goat

Heathers is one of my favorite movies.

You can add to the fun by making it a drinking game. All you have to do it drink whenever someone says "Heather"--the first couple of minutes gets the game started out right...

Winona Forever.

That sounds fun! And you are right, the buzz would be on in the first minute, lol.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by rico

I have seen bits and pieces of it. It is one of those movies that my parents rented on VHS when I was like 8 or 9 years old and they told my brother and I that we had to hang out upstairs in our rooms because they didn't think the movie would be appropriate for us. Whenever our parents pulled that on us, our curiosities were understandably sparked and we would make like 20 trips to the refrigerator and stop and peek through the living room every time until one of my parents would notice us and tell us to go back to our room(s).

So I've seen a few parts of that movie, but it has been about 23-25 years. From what I can remember, I didn't understand much of what I saw.

Most of that movie is fine for kids, but some of it (including the beast-mode Dracula basically raping Lucy) is definitely not.

Now that you're in your 30s, though, you can probably handle it.

Seriously, it won't be the biggest waste of 2 hours of your life, though there are some slower parts early on. The opening scene is pretty awesome, though, with the backstory of how Dracula becomes Dracula (in this movie, at least; it's not exactly canon).

[rico]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Most of that movie is fine for kids, but some of it (including the beast-mode Dracula basically raping Lucy) is definitely not.

Now that you're in your 30s, though, you can probably handle it.

Seriously, it won't be the biggest waste of 2 hours of your life, though there are some slower parts early on. The opening scene is pretty awesome, though, with the backstory of how Dracula becomes Dracula (in this movie, at least; it's not exactly canon).

Sweet, I'll have to check it out! Sounds like something I could dig.

Francis Ford Coppola, right? One of my favorite movies of all time is Apocalypse Now...and of course, I love The Godfather trilogy. I'll be checking this out! Thanks for the recommendation!