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If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...
I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results
You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career. As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it. So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters! |
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04-15-2012, 09:42 PM | #181 | |
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You probably shouldn't be riding a horse while you're carrying sheets. It looks bad. You are a ... Shower/Laundry and Clothing Repair Specialist OVERVIEW Shower/laundry and clothing repair specialists are primarily responsible for supervising and performing laundry, shower, personnel and clothing decontamination functions. JOB DUTIES Receive bulk, individual, or organizational laundry Operate mobile laundry system, shower units, light duty sewing machines and associated equipment Alter sizes, and repair uniforms and zippers Operate and maintain sewing, darning and button machines REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a Shower/laundry and clothing repair specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and eight weeks of Advanced Individual Training. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field with on-the-job instructions. COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.
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04-15-2012, 09:47 PM | #182 |
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lol, I guess it is good to be on the other side of the battle. Of course with modern airplanes they'd probably just lock in on me and blow me up before I could see them. Damn stealths.
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04-15-2012, 09:48 PM | #183 |
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04-15-2012, 09:49 PM | #184 |
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Photographer?
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04-15-2012, 09:50 PM | #185 | |
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04-15-2012, 09:50 PM | #186 |
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Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse I'm in charge of shit stain removal duty.
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04-15-2012, 09:52 PM | #187 |
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04-15-2012, 09:53 PM | #188 |
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OVERVIEW Combat documentation/production specialists are primarily responsible for supervising, planning and operating electronic and film-based still, video and audio acquisition equipment in order to document combat and noncombat operations. JOB DUTIES Operate and perform unit level maintenance on motion, still and studio television cameras Prepare captions for documentation images Operate electronic and film-based processing, editing, audio and printing darkroom equipment REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a combat documentation/production specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 12 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Motion picture equipment operation Audio recording and using sound equipment Scripting and special effects techniques HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in creative/artistic work Preference for working as part of a team Experience in school plays or making home movies Interest in photography, graphics, art, speech and drama COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with civilian film production companies, government audiovisual studios, radio and television stations and advertising agencies. You’ll be qualified to pursue a career as a motion picture camera operator, audiovisual production specialist, sound mixer, recording engineer or broadcasting and recording technician. |
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04-15-2012, 09:56 PM | #190 |
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Or maybe....
Infantryman. It's at least still a point and shoot kind of thing.
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At least maybe you can clean the women's shower. That's a win.
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Give me a sweet gig, Rainman.
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04-15-2012, 10:04 PM | #193 |
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Gomer Pile here sir
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You are on the front lines of antivirus warfare as an...
Information Technology Specialist OVERVIEW Information technology specialists are responsible for maintaining, processing and troubleshooting military computer systems/operations. JOB DUTIES Maintenance of networks, hardware and software Provide customer and network administration services Construct, edit and test computer programs REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for an information technology specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 20 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Use of computer consoles and peripheral equipment Computer systems concepts Planning, designing and testing computer systems HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in computer science Attention to detail Ability to communicate effectively Experience in installation of computers COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career as a network support technician, data-processing technician or computer programmer.
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You will achieve your dream of being a ....
Network Switching Systems Operator-Maintainer OVERVIEW Network switching systems operator-maintainer performs maintenance on electronic switches, control centers, combat radios and other equipment associated with networks. They also use computers to troubleshoot the system when errors occur. JOB DUTIES Maintenance of automatic switchboards, electronic switching systems, red switches and telephone central offices Conduct preventive maintenance on vehicles and power generators REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a network switching systems operator-maintainer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training, and 13 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Maintaining communication network equipment and switches Operating and installing communication equipment Operating diagnostic equipment specific to network switches HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in working with network equipment and switches Ability to apply electronic concepts A general understanding of math and physics Good at solving problems COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career in many businesses that use communication networks.
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