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"You like to drink?"
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I've seen parts of the stocking stuffing season myself.
Got (for me) a ton of matches on Tinder over the holiday season and there were a bunch of girls on the service... And I only came across two bots that I didn't realize when I swiped right on 'em. Now? Nada. The Christmas-time thirst is real.
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#1832 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Oh it's real. They are the only one not bringing someone to the family get together and get lonely. Join dating site and after a dude squirts his seed in her he gone
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#1833 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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What Julia Roberts movie should I watch tonight?
Mystic Pizza, Steel Magnolias, My Best Friend's Wedding, Eat Pray Love, Duplicity, America's Sweethearts, The Mexican or Pretty Woman?
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#1834 |
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The one that's the retelling of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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#1835 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Ever wanna get the upper hand on an ex? Hangout with her good friend and watch the bitch go wild!
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#1836 |
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I'll settle for the upper hand on my dick.
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#1838 |
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You slay that beast billay?
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#1839 |
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Man.. there's going to be a LOT of relationship failures in the 18-36 age bracket given that SnapChat no longer broadcasts your top three most contacted accounts...
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Dick pics for all!!!!
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#1841 |
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Doesn't even need to be dictures at this point.
I've been getting unsolicited snaps from last girl I schtupped when I haven't tried to contact her at all. Nothing scandalous, but she went out of her way to add my account to her list and she's always done up in any snap she sends me...
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Well if there's a movie for a lonely single guy who's pining for his lost love, it's The Mexican.
I love you, Jerry. And you too, Julia.
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That girl who I thought friend zoned me texted me last night and asked when we're going on a date.
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#1844 |
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You're still in the friend zone bruh.
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