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10-10-2014, 09:20 PM | #166 |
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10-23-2014, 12:57 PM | #167 |
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I just got a toll ticket for the Golden Gate Bridge... My car hasn't left Colorado since it got here. Gosh I hate San Francisco.
Thieving, cheating, dirty bastards.
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10-23-2014, 01:21 PM | #168 |
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Too bad it's not a camera ticket. You could throw that away. Toll tickets are tough, math and all...
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Ok maybe not but I am wearing my offensive Barry Bonds shirt.
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10-23-2014, 01:33 PM | #170 |
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My Walmart cart battery just died and my cell battery isn't far behind...
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10-23-2014, 01:34 PM | #171 |
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1. People that wear pajamas in public in the middle of the day.
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10-23-2014, 01:34 PM | #172 |
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On behalf of everyone on CP, I'd like to thank you for making this place a priority.
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10-23-2014, 01:35 PM | #173 | |
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10-23-2014, 01:37 PM | #174 |
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I have to do laundry today.
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10-23-2014, 01:41 PM | #175 |
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10-23-2014, 01:41 PM | #176 |
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People who get on people movers at the airport and just stand there like it's a ride, particularly those who do this right in the middle.
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10-23-2014, 01:49 PM | #177 |
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Goddamned, sock-stealin' mother****ers.
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10-23-2014, 02:00 PM | #178 |
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1. Where's my captain's wafers?
2. Where are the OTHER eight things??? |
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10-23-2014, 02:01 PM | #179 |
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1. The apples I cut up for a snack are turning brown
2. I put lemon juice on them to keep them from turning brown, so now I have sour brown apples |
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10-25-2014, 01:27 AM | #180 |
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1. CE
2. BCE They're awkward, confusing, annoying, and they sound stupid. I'll stick with AD and BC, thanks. |
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