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Old 10-13-2022, 08:55 PM   #1
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Just remember to eat at a truck stop on the way home.

Still have to do round two in the morning. Tomorrow afternoon is going to be a long wait for food.
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Old 10-13-2022, 09:12 PM   #2
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Still have to do round two in the morning. Tomorrow afternoon is going to be a long wait for food.
Ouch. I did mine first thing in the morning. Feels like it's easier than having to sit around all morning being miserable.

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Old 10-13-2022, 09:14 PM   #3
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Ouch. I did mine first thing in the morning. Feels like it's easier than having to sit around all morning being miserable.

Good luck.

When I say afternoon I mean that's when I eat. Procedure is before noon.
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Old 10-13-2022, 07:07 PM   #4
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Old 10-13-2022, 07:27 PM   #5
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Old 10-13-2022, 08:44 PM   #6
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Old 10-13-2022, 08:57 PM   #7
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Old 10-13-2022, 08:59 PM   #8
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You will remember the beautiful fart symphony being performed in the recovery room. Feel free to join in since you have been blown up like a balloon.

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Old 10-13-2022, 10:00 PM   #10
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It's an assembly line they wheel you in this bed to a queue line with a couple of beds ahead of you. when it's your turn it's like a dentist they place you facing the device that's obviously going up your wazzoo and it's not a dentist drill. Your first thought is no way that's all going in my butt. Then the gas and they ask you to count from 100 backward. I'm not sure I got to 99 and the next thing you are in the big recovery area you started curtains pulled around you and the nurse comes in checks your vitals unhook you and tells you to go get dressed and the Doc will see you. If the setup was like the one I was at you will hear the farting all around people blowing out the air that was pumped in the butthole. My Doc explained that I had no polyps and that he would see me in 10 years also that I had some Diverticulitis.
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Old 10-13-2022, 11:30 PM   #11
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When I had mine I remember coming to as they were pulling the thing out of my arsehole. It felt like I was dreaming and had to take a massive shit. I legit thought I was shitting my pants.

They had to use a smaller IV than they wanted because I was dehydrated as **** and they couldn't find a vein, which isn't normal for me. The medicine they used to sedate me seemed super thick, so I'm wondering if the smaller IV made it more difficult to get the proper amount of meds. I think that might be why I came to so quickly.
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When I had mine I remember coming to as they were pulling the thing out of my arsehole.
That's what she said.

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Not a big deal and the anesthesia is the BEST EVER! It is what actually killed Michael Jackson! Seriously - it is not bad at all and you will be fine - hungry as hell after procedure! So smash whatever your favorite restaurant is after procedure.
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