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08-05-2017, 05:45 PM | #1726 |
"You like to drink?"
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Asked a couple how out of my league a bar patroness was last night, and they tried to wingman for me.
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08-07-2017, 07:47 PM | #1727 |
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The past 3 nights ive had a date with a different gal.
Friday- Kind of a bummer was digging this chick til we met. She was cue AF in her pics but when we met she was easily 20 pounds heavier. We met at updown it took 30 mins to find parking so instead of leaving I drank til she became attractive. We ended up making out she texted me the next day and I havent heard from her since. Saturday- that chick I banged a few weeks ago invited me over. I wish I could get this pic to upload of how dirty her ****ing toilet was. It was so ****ing disgusting I ended up leaving and blocking her number. Sunday- went over to this girls house I kinda dated a few years ago. It ended really sketchy then and last night she admitted she was seeing someone else at the time . Anyway she asked me to stay the night last night it was good times. |
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08-07-2017, 07:50 PM | #1728 |
I'll be back.
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1. Made out with a fat girl
2. Nearly contract herpes from a toilet seat 3. Hooked up with a slutty ex Poor life decisions with billay. |
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08-07-2017, 08:01 PM | #1729 |
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08-07-2017, 08:05 PM | #1730 |
I'll be back.
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I can't imagine a world where getting drunk enough to find some heifer attractive and then making out with her is fun.
To each his own, but, cringe, dude. The appropriate response was to leave 5 minutes after arriving. |
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08-07-2017, 08:07 PM | #1731 |
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I didnt spend a dime on any of the above mentioned. I wasnt gonna sit at home on the weeekend either. **** that.
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08-07-2017, 08:09 PM | #1732 |
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You made tubbo pay for her own drinks?
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08-07-2017, 08:09 PM | #1733 |
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08-08-2017, 12:18 AM | #1734 |
Consuming CP souls
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08-08-2017, 10:52 PM | #1735 |
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girl from night 3 just asked if we could be together
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08-09-2017, 12:26 AM | #1736 |
Consuming CP souls
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08-09-2017, 10:59 PM | #1738 |
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08-10-2017, 10:32 AM | #1739 |
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TFW you want to go out with someone and then learn they follow Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and the Denver Broncos on twitter.
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08-10-2017, 06:00 PM | #1740 |
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