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Old 04-11-2016, 07:15 PM  
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I am moving to the suburbs. What do I need to know?
So my wife and I are urban yuppies and have lived in some sort of urban core / downtown for over 10 years now. We have just purchased a very nice home in Lenexa, KS and are leaving our loft in the River Market for a bigger yard (or just a yard, period), more square footage, and more rare police sirens and gunshots. We are anticipating children in the next few years, which is the main reason for our move.

What do I need to know? How do I make my grass look good? What do I need to do to my wardrobe so that I fit in with all of the other dads? What is the best lawnmower? What's the best brand of pool table? What do I do when I've had too much to drink and can't drive home? What time do I need to stop being loud on my deck and go to bed? Where can I get a legit beard trim and haircut by a real barber? Where is the best place to get a latte? How do I handle my road rage during a long commute?

Thanks in advance, old white dudes.
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:23 PM   #151
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You're crazy on this. Mine keep me young
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:25 PM   #152
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I like to sit on my back deck around 6 when I get home with the kids,have a beer and play guess where the airplanes are flying
I sit out back and watch my dogs and kids run.
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:37 PM   #153
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:49 PM   #154
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:56 PM   #155
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:00 PM   #156
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Old 04-13-2016, 12:01 AM   #157
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Well, at least he won't have to listen to Con Ed tearing up the street with jackhammers at 2:00 a.m. in the morning.

Couldn't they have waited until daylight? Honestly, who does stuff like that?

Bug, too funny recommending wearing a tucked in tee shirt in the suburbs...

Pioli - that was so funny
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Old 04-13-2016, 07:47 AM   #158
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Old 04-13-2016, 08:54 AM   #159
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Old 04-13-2016, 08:59 AM   #160
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Old 04-13-2016, 09:19 AM   #161
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Until your only dining options not 30 minutes away are Chili's and Applebee's or variations thereof.
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Old 04-13-2016, 09:23 AM   #162
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Sat out on the deck yesterday for a while during inspections.

Listened to the leaves rustle, birds chirping, wind chimes rattling.

Not once did I hear a car horn, a couple yelling, my downstairs neighbor's dog barking, or a gun shot. Not once did a homeless guy approach me and ask for money because he lives in Liberty and his friend dropped him off and he needs bus fare to get home, but really just needs to score a pint of Wild Turkey or a spot of crack. Not once did someone puke on my sidewalk. My car was not stolen, vandalized or broken into, all of which have happened multiple times in my current apartment.

I'm gonna love this shit. **** you guys.
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Old 04-13-2016, 09:24 AM   #163
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You're having kids.

That's a kids cave. Complete with crayon and spilled food covering your nice couches and chairs.

Enjoy.
There is nothing in life better than being dad. But this is true as hell. Your kids destroy everything.
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Old 04-13-2016, 09:27 AM   #164
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Old 04-13-2016, 09:32 AM   #165
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