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Terrell Owens hospitalized
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Report: T.O. taken to emergency room 4 minutes ago DALLAS - Terrell Owens was taken to the emergency room for an undisclosed reason Tuesday night, and doctors treating the Dallas Cowboys receiver were trying to induce vomiting, according to a television report. Owens was brought by a fire rescue crew to Baylor Medical Center, Dallas-Fort Worth television station KTVT reported, citing sources the television station did not identify. A reporter for the station later said she saw Owens being wheeled down the hall. Calls from The Associated Press to Owens' agent, his publicist and the Cowboys were not immediately returned Tuesday night. The hospital told the AP that they do not have a patient registered by Owens' name. KTVT said a Dallas police spokesperson was en route to the hospital to talk about a "high profile case." Owens broke the bone leading to his right ring finger a week ago Sunday night. The next day, a plate was screwed in, protecting the bone so it can heal without further damage. Earlier Tuesday, Cowboys coach Bill Parcells said he expects Owens to rejoin his teammates at practice Wednesday and would start Sunday in Tennessee if he proves he can play. "It's just, can he withstand the pain of catching the ball?" Parcells said. "When he can stand it, he can play." With the Cowboys having had a bye last weekend, Owens could return without having missed a game. He's already said he'll play Oct. 8, when he gets to face his former team, the Eagles, in Philadelphia. |
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This season gets weirder and weirder.
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09-27-2006, 10:57 AM | #152 |
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While attempting to kill the big whale, TO got snarled in the harpoon lines.
The whale's taking him out to deep water but TO's giving a big smile and thumbs up. FAX |
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09-27-2006, 11:00 AM | #154 |
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I think he should now be referred to as T-O-D
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09-27-2006, 11:01 AM | #155 |
Herm Edwards is...Kim Jong-il
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Can we make it R-I-P?
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09-27-2006, 11:05 AM | #156 | |
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Herm Edwards is...Kim Jong-il
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09-27-2006, 11:12 AM | #159 |
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Realizing that he has been Tyler Durden this whole time, TO shoot himself in the chin.
But as the buildings blow, TO's gives a big smile and thumbs up. FAX |
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geezus...even Limbaugh leads with TO
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If anyone knows about ODing it's Michael Irvin
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09-27-2006, 11:20 AM | #163 |
Herm Edwards is...Kim Jong-il
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I strongly urge y'all to head over to Deadspin and check some of the commentary there. Freakin' hilarious. My favorite so far:
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