Why I won’t date hot women anymore

[Hammock Parties]

This is priceless. Some of the tweets have been savage.

http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/why-hot...-worth-dating/

When it came to dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity, Dan Rochkind had no problem snagging the city’s most beautiful women.

“I could have [anyone] I wanted,” says Rochkind, now 40 and an Upper East Sider with a muscular build and a full head of hair. “I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”

He spent the better part of his 30s going on up to three dates a week, courting 20-something blond models, but eventually realized that dating the prettiest young things had its drawbacks — he found them flighty, selfish and vapid.

“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,” he says. “Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”

According to new research, Rochkind’s ideas about sexy bikini babes are correct. A multipart study from Harvard University, University of La Verne and Santa Clara University researchers found that beautiful people are more likely to be involved in unstable relationships. In one part, the researchers looked at the top 20 actresses on IMDb and found that they tend to have rocky marriages. In another, women were asked to judge the attractiveness of 238 men based on their high school yearbook photos from 30 years ago. The men who were judged to be the best-looking had higher rates of divorce.

Looking to avoid such a fate, Rochkind started dating a woman who isn’t a bikini model, Carly Spindel, in January 2015. The two are now happily engaged.

The two met after Spindel’s mother, matchmaker Janis Spindel, scouted Rochkind at a gym.

“I gave him my card and said I have the perfect girl for him,” recalls Janis, founder of Serious Matchmaking, based in Midtown. “Successful men who are in shape have the pickings when it comes to dating, [but] eventually they want a woman of substance.”

Rochkind found that in Carly, 30, a lovely brunette who’s the vice president of her mother’s matchmaking company and a Syracuse University graduate. Rochkind proposed to her last May in Central Park. He loves that Carly isn’t like the swimsuit models he used to go for.

“[She] is a softer beauty, someone you can take home and cuddle with, and she’s very elegant,” Rochkind says. “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”

Carly has no qualms about how her future husband views her compared with his exes.

“When men get to a certain age, they realize that it’s important to meet a life partner that they connect with,” she says. “Looks fade.”

Some great-looking people say they’re given a bad rap unfairly.

“When men see beautiful women, they are more concentrated on how she looks because they want to ‘have’ her, and so they don’t want to go deeper and get to know her,” says Isabell Giardini, a 22-year-old Italian beauty signed with Major Models. “And that’s why at the end of a date they wonder, ‘Oh that girl is so beautiful but so empty.’ That’s happened to me often.”

Others say the stereotypes about pretty people being shallow are true, even if they’re hotties themselves.

“From my personal experience, people who are better looking are less likely to pursue advanced degrees, or play an instrument or learn other languages,” says Benedict Beckeld, a 37-year-old Brooklyn writer with a doctorate in philosophy and the body of an Adonis. But he’s quick to note that he’s not just a great set of abs — he also plays the violin and speaks seven languages.

Rochkind is equally enthusiastic about his decision to give up high-maintenance hotties.

“There’s something to be said about sowing your wild oats and getting them out of your system,” says Rochkind, who will marry Carly in June at a “Tuscan-romantic” ceremony at the Wölffer Estate Vineyard in the Hamptons. But he doesn’t regret his past.

“You don’t want to be the first to leave the party, but you don’t want to leave the party too late either,” he says. “Carly came at exactly the right time.”

And now....THE TWEETS

"Beautiful women get full of themselves" says this guy who is totally not full of himself. pic.twitter.com/485RKwNZH4

— MatzohNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 13, 2017

COMING SOON: "Why I Dumped my Skinny Fat Piece of Shit Fiancé," by this woman pic.twitter.com/6PrdLW3KE4

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 13, 2017

@nypost "Balding guy with difficulty smiling for camera wanks himself to death after insurance company stops viagra script..."

— R👹DD👹V👹LBkLyN (@ReDDeViLNyC) April 13, 2017

@nypost Now he has to find women who will find his conversation bearable

— PhotoHand (@PhotoHand) April 13, 2017

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by vailpass

Got you on an awful short leash don't she H.I.?

....now now, now honey.....these boys just out of the joint....

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by ASS11

30 mins getting food is 30 mins less they have to **** some guy they don't wanna ****

Maybe you live really close to a Panda Express and it's only like 10 minutes round trip. Maybe you live on the Plaza and PF Changs is like 2 blocks away. Maybe you get a hotel room for your skank and strategically pick a hotel within walking distance of Chinese. Maybe you take her cell phone from her and tell her hey bitch, I paid for a whole hour and want some ****ing Chinese.

[Hammock Parties]

If I'm paying for a "GFE" you ****ing better **** me, watch Star Wars with me and pick up my goddamn Indian food...

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

It's hard to argue with the people that want to make the claim that God/mother nature didn't create us to establish emotional connections with one human being, it is simply a cultural norm that society chose to create. We are programmed to fornicate, move along, fornicate, etc.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Wife wanted to get some takeout Chinese tonight. I forgot the Royals game started at 4 here.. Since she knew my game was on, she said she'd run and get the food so I didn't have to miss any of the game.

You don't get that from an escort!

Id suck your dick

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay

Id suck your dick

What's your hourly rate? There's a guy on here that pays for BBBJ.

[Abba-Dabba]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Well, you either let her go with 50 minutes left on the clock, because WTF would you her to hang out, and guarantee yourself no Chinese..... or, give her $20, which is nothing after just paying $400 for 10 minutes of sex, and maybe get Chinese.

Maybe there's a 10% chance she returns with Chinese, which means for every $4000 spent on sex, you've only spent another $200 on your dream of having a hooker deliver Chinese to you after sex.

Or better yet, ask about picking it up on the way for an extra $20.... you save the $20 if she says no, and it should still be warm after your 10 minutes of sex.

I bet she splits the money with the dude that drove her there. Then they laugh while the eat their Kung Pao Chicken on the way to the next dick.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Pablo

What's your hourly rate? There's a guy on here that pays for BBBJ.

An egg roll and some cream of sumyungguy soup.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by TigerUppercut

It's hard to argue with the people that want to make the claim that God/mother nature didn't create us to establish emotional connections with one human being, it is simply a cultural norm that society chose to create. We are programmed to fornicate, move along, fornicate, etc.

You're a free roaming beast when it comes to women. Just moving from slam piece to slam piece. However you're completely cucked when it comes to quarterbacks. One and only one will hold the key to your heart.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by ASS11

An egg roll and some cream of sumyungguy soup.

Billay has them all finish in an ol pickle jar. Saving up for a real Easter feast.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by RubberSponge

I bet she splits the money with the dude that drove her there. Then they laugh while the eat their Kung Pao Chicken on the way to the next dick.

Good point, pimp's gotta eat... even more reason to see if she (they) will pick it up on the way, even though it'll be $10 more.

[Demonpenz]

Every time some guy claims his wife is different always ends up catching her with a real man. There is only one way to keep a quality woman you have to day in and day out be the baddest mother ****er she sees every day.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Good point, pimp's gotta eat... even more reason to see if she (they) will pick it up on the way, even though it'll be $10 more.

She'd probably shove the egg roll up her ass a few times for seasoning for another quick 50. Seems like a bargain at that point.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Every time some guy claims his wife is different always ends up catching her with a real man. There is only one way to keep a quality woman you have to day in and day out be the baddest mother ****er she sees every day.

This is why I sit in the driveway revving my Harley for 15 minutes every day when I get home. The wife watches through the window and her panties get the Niagara Falls treatment.

I also make it a point to only talk Harleys at work all day so people know it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Well, you either let her go with 50 minutes left on the clock, because WTF would you her to hang out, and guarantee yourself no Chinese..... or, give her $20, which is nothing after just paying $400 for 10 minutes of sex, and maybe get Chinese.

Maybe there's a 10% chance she returns with Chinese, which means for every $4000 spent on sex, you've only spent another $200 on your dream of having a hooker deliver Chinese to you after sex.

Or better yet, ask about picking it up on the way for an extra $20.... you save the $20 if she says no, and it should still be warm after your 10 minutes of sex.

you're the Rain Man of hooker financing options