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11-06-2014, 11:53 PM | #2 | |
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11-06-2014, 11:32 PM | #3 |
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She hates BIG DICKS and she cannot lie...
You other sistahs can't deny That when a man whips out his itty bitty dick and small balls near your face She gets SPRUNG, Wants to put in on her tongue... |
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11-07-2014, 10:48 AM | #4 |
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While you all were squabbling over the sadness of having small dicks, you missed this brilliance...
QUOTE=teedubya;11090885]She hates BIG DICKS and she cannot lie... You other sistahs can't deny That when a man whips out his itty bitty dick and small balls near your face She gets SPRUNG, Wants to put in on her tongue...[/QUOTE] |
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11-07-2014, 10:50 AM | #5 | |
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Somewhere in the jeans he's wearing Don't see it but you can't stop staring oh baby, I wanna get with yas all two and a half inches Our homegirls tried to warn us but your teensy dick makes my hands enormous Ooh Tiny Timmy You say you wanna get in my lips? Well ride me, slide me, Didn't even realize you're inside me I seen them flopping To hell with them sausage Small. Thin. Got it springy like a bobby pin. I'm tired of dongs so massive They're huge but all still flacid Take the average girl and ask her if She likes 'em small and stiff. So Ladies! (yeah) Ladies! (yeah) Does your boyfriend sport it thick? (hell no!) Tell him to stick it, stick it, stick it, stick it, Stick that tiny dick. Brother got Twig. Last edited by saphojunkie; 11-07-2014 at 12:17 PM.. |
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11-07-2014, 12:04 PM | #7 | |
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11-07-2014, 01:42 PM | #8 |
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Did you just give sj the clap?
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11-07-2014, 01:37 PM | #11 | |
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11-07-2014, 01:38 PM | #12 |
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everyone has tried jelqing at least a few times
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There's a thread about dicks... and here comes Katipan. Bwhahaha
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11-06-2014, 11:39 PM | #14 | |
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Hookers of the corn
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