Royals *** Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 *** - Page 10

ROYC75 · 05:52 PM

In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits!

Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess.
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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Twins @ Royals

(48-58)
(54-52)

Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium
Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network
TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC

Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - -
Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - -
Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - -
Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - -
Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - -
Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - -
Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - -
Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - -
Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - -

SP- Kevin Correia
2014 season
5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0
Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2
Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2
Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0
Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2
Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1
Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2
Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1

SP- Yordano Ventura
2014 season
7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks
vs. Twins last 5 years
0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

TLO · 07-31-2014, 07:40 PM

Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!

TheGreatCassholio · 07-31-2014, 07:40 PM

Nice!

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 07:40 PM

HAHA TIE BALL GAME HATERS

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 07:40 PM

About ****ing time we got a break.

ChiefsCountry · 07-31-2014, 07:40 PM

Twinkies get an error. Tie game.

**lewdog** · 07-31-2014, 07:40 PM

Thanks TWINS!

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bsroyals54

Another comment I don't understand, explain

Moose being stranded at second isn't his fault.
I think most would say that he made up for his defense with the RBI double.

TLO · 07-31-2014, 07:41 PM

Send Dyson.

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

Send Dyson.

TWICE

bsroyals54 · 07-31-2014, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

Moose being stranded at second isn't his fault.
I think most would say that he made up for his defense with the RBI double.

What would you call the RBI double if he didn't make any errors at all, I never said him being stranded at 2nd was his fault. He's supposed to hit the ball regardless, hes a 3rd basemen. .195 is terriawful

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 07:42 PM

HOsmer hurt again? Shit

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

HOsmer hurt again? Shit

If this is the case then that's ****ing shit. Let the dude get ****ing healthy instead of forcing him back into the lineup.

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 07:45 PM

Hosmer was about to get yanked

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

If this is the case then that's ****ing shit. Let the dude get ****ing healthy instead of forcing him back into the lineup.

Ned Yost

bsroyals54 · 07-31-2014, 07:47 PM

I think more of you need to have more pointless arguments with me, the Royals usually hit the ball during the exchange

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ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5149400	* Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 * In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits! Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess. ___________________________________________ Twins @ Royals Preview Probables Lineups Thursday, July 31, 2014 Twins @ Royals (48-58) (54-52) Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - - Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - - Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - - Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - - Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - - Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - - Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - - Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - - Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - - SP- Kevin Correia 2014 season 5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0 Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2 Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2 Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0 Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2 Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1 Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2 Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1 SP- Yordano Ventura 2014 season 7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks vs. Twins last 5 years 0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 07-31-2014 at 05:52 PM..
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