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Old 08-20-2014, 02:41 PM  
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Have you ever walked out on a movie in the theater?
I have on 3 occasions.

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Old 08-21-2014, 01:04 AM   #136
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There's so many adult arcades along I-44.

Everyone knows here I'm on a spell drier than Death Valley in a La Nina season. The whispering eye of womenfolk become so arid that no metaphorical Visine could restore the natural moisture of the figurative holiest of holies.

So just outside of Sarcoxie I pulled off the highway and guided my metal stallion into one of these establishments. A grizzled man gave me a knowing glance as he sauntered out from the gantry jutting out from the arcade toward his tractor trailer rig.

That was my rubicon. But I was Caesar and the die was cast.

I hunched my shoulders as I walked into to the establishment. A proud purveyor of porn greeted me from behind the counter. The remaining silver strands of his hair billowed in a sad halo around the waxy dome of his head from the blowing of a pivoting fan behind him.

"$10 for an hour in the booth," he croaked and I nodded accordingly. I produced a crinkled Hamilton from my pocket and tossed it to him. His teeth looked like a fencepost.

I plyed the endless stacks of pornographic movies, perusing for the most prurient of films to provide for a purposely perverted experience.

A title reached up and grabbed me: LA FIESTA DA LECHE DOS: ELECTRIC JIZZALOO. It's cover was a group of men with non-descript faces encircled around a kneeling woman. It would suit my needs.

I walked to the privacy booths in the back of the arcade with an anticipation of shame yet satisfaction in my mind.

The booth was dark and hosted nothing more than a chair and a combination TV+VHS player. It smelled of chlorine. I tepidly sat in the chair as I inserted the videotape into the slot. Sound came before sight as I heard the primal grunting of dudes ready for sexual conquest and the cloying moans of a woman ready to provide for the multitude of men.

But I was mislead by the boxart. There was no milk and there was no party. As the tracking lines of the tape begin to disappear I saw the true contents of the video. The camera was panning over some facade of a barn as the title credits rolled. A bunch of contrived male names like LANCE HARDWOOD and HUGH. G. REXION. But behind a hay bale was the sight of a bunch of farmers surrounding a lass in the throes of passion as a goat pleasured her as the name of the only female performer in the movie came on screen.

It was Go Chiefs' mother.

And that was the only time I walked out of a movie.
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Old 08-21-2014, 05:14 AM   #137
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Old 08-21-2014, 05:39 AM   #138
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Yes, during Harry Potter, the 1st one. And Lord of the Rings.

Terrible terrible movies, unless you are a little kid or an aspiring wizard.
What did you think you were going to see when you bought the tickets a baseball movie?
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:24 AM   #139
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Old movie with Olivia 'Neutron Bomb'...Xanadu...didnt walk out, it was like a train wreck...MUST NOT LOOK...but I did and am now scarred for life with the shame
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:25 AM   #140
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The only movie I walked out of was The Thin Red Line. I love war movies but that movie ****ing sucked.
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:27 AM   #141
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Wow, haven't seen that one in a long time. My brother and I loved it as kids and rented it all the time. I bet it would suck now though.
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:27 AM   #142
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Probably the worst movie ever made.
Yeah I expected something epic after 1000 corpses, and rejects. That movie SUCKED!
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:37 AM   #143
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:37 AM   #144
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:45 AM   #145
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Can't say I've walked out of a theater, usually I go to see movies I know I'm gonna like. My wife DID buy me the Godfather boxed set, and I still have not gotten through part 3. It sucks so friggin' bad, and it's nothing close to the first two which were absolute classics.

Someday I'll suck it up and watch it, just to say I did.
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:49 AM   #146
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I have not only walked out, but ask for my money back.
Cant remember the name of the movie, but it was total suckage.
I want to say Cloverdale?
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Old 08-21-2014, 06:56 AM   #147
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I have not only walked out, but ask for my money back.
Cant remember the name of the movie, but it was total suckage.
I want to say Cloverdale?
Cloverfield think you mean. The one about the giant monster thingee. I heard it was a piece of shit.

A buddy of mine went with his wife to see something, can't remember. She asked for their money back and got it. I've never thought to do that before...
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Old 08-21-2014, 07:08 AM   #148
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No, but anymore I don't usually even think about going to see a movie unless I know it is going to be good. When I see movie previews, I usually say I'll wait until it comes to DVD to see it.
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Old 08-21-2014, 07:54 AM   #149
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Dude..

You don't like any of the Harry Potters.

You don't like LOTR.

You don't like any comic book movie outside of the Nolan Batmans

.... You're just a ****ing idiot. You'd think you'd stop watching these ****ing Sci-Fi flicks because they're OBVIOUSLY not your thing.
Like almost all science fiction movies. Think it's the fantasy genre I dont like.
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Old 08-21-2014, 08:03 AM   #150
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The only movie I walked out of was The Thin Red Line. I love war movies but that movie ****ing sucked.
That was a POS! I didn't finish hit open on the dvd pulled it out and sealed it back drop the turd at post office for return to netflix.
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