Well..let's talk about the goddamn Raiders

[RunKC]

I really really hate Jack Del Rio. The guy was a ****ing prick to Otis Taylor, he was an equally smug POS in Denver and now he's a guy who said 2 months ago that we beat them by using "tricky gimmicky plays".

I've thoroughly enjoyed Andy and this team bending the Raiders over every time since Del Rio got there. I think Andy wants to embarrass the shit out of Del Rio again after those comments. I think Alex wants to play well. I think the entire team wants to play well after that dumbass said that shit. It's personal.

Well on to what we know. Here are some key points:

-no injuries reported today from the Falcons game. That's huge for us.
-Raiders have to travel halfway across the country on a short week.
-it's gonna be cold and the Raiders are used to nice weather in Cali.
-Derek Carr's finger gave him problems today. I imagine 16 degree weather will cause some pain.
-we "should" be getting Maclin back
-Oakland's defense is still horrific

I think Andy draws out a whole new bag of tricks this week on offense. Plays we haven't seen yet. I also think our pass rush will absolutely destroy Carr. Their pathetic RT Howard is going to get gang raped with a 12 inch fixture on a switch driver by Justin Houston and Tamba Hali.

I think we wreck these ****ers, again.

[Go Royals]

I want to see Berry piledrive that bitch Murray again. Kill him and leave his body on the field

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Interesting nugget Trent Dilfer just pointed out:

Derek Carr in his 3 year career has never played in a game below 32 degrees. Never.

A temp in the teens and windchill of near 0 Thursday.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Gates open at noon. Drink lots of booze!

Yooouuuu might be a Chiefs fan if. . . .

you read this sentence and said to yourself 'a brisket sammy sounds good, but won't you be late for kickoff?'

[TimBone]

Hey George, when you say stadium blanket, you mean buy one? Or do they let you bring in blankets?

[WhawhaWhat]

The forecast low for Thurs night in KC is 11°. Last time our low temp was 11° or colder was Jan 18 2016 (it was -3°). That was 322 days ago!

— NWS Kansas City (@NWSKansasCity) December 6, 2016

[Titty Meat]

**** the cold

[OctoberFart]

All the Raiders have to do is play OK defense and not turn the ball over. Watch out for lucky trick plays and make Smith and Reid beat you. Don't just hand the game on a platter like the last two weeks. Make them think and have to come up with something in crunch time.

[Chief Northman]

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

All the Raiders have to do is play OK defense and not turn the ball over. Watch out for lucky trick plays and make Smith and Reid beat you. Don't just hand the game on a platter like the last two weeks. Make them think and have to come up with something in crunch time.

Great game plan coach....

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

All the Raiders have to do is play OK defense and not turn the ball over. Watch out for lucky trick plays and make Smith and Reid beat you. Don't just hand the game on a platter like the last two weeks. Make them think and have to come up with something in crunch time.

Do you realize the Chiefs have won 20 of the last 23 ?

Do you realize the Chiefs OWN your worthless team.

Do you realize Carr wears eye mascara ?

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Here's some of my thoughts about this:

First of all, if it's as cold as they predict, teens and worse if there's any wind, then the ball will be hard and slick. That means tough to throw and catch. So whoever can run the ball effectively will have a much better time of it. The vertical passing game will be dulled because of the conditions. I would think that helps KC, as we have no vertical passing game anyway.

This game should be made for Ware running straight ahead, and for Ty Hill running the jet sweep.
The cold weather will also shorten the kicking possibilities, which should reign in Sea Bass' range.

I think this will be a low scoring game with lots of defense. Whoever can play tougher on the D-Line and run support will win. And with extreme cold and hard hitting, there'll probabaly be injuries. So whoever can keep the most healthy starters on the field will also have an advantage.

For the fans: The Chiefs will no longer allow you to carry in cardboard, or carpet squares or styrofoam to put under your feet. The best thing to do is to get some foot warming inserts at Bass Pro or Westlake's Hardware or some place like that. Also, get drink carriers (make of rigid cardboard) up at the concession stand, and put those under your feet. Get something under your ass like a stadium blanket. I'm lucky that nobody stands in front of me the whole game. So I can hunker down under a stadium blanket, and it helps some. Still, when it's that cold, it doesn't matter how many long johns or layers you have on. You have to get up and move around a little to keep your feet warm. Feet are the first things that get cold in that environment. Get up, go to the bathroom and thaw out at least once. That helps a lot. For me it's tough, because its a very long walk to the top of the section to go get warm. But now that I'm an old guy, I have to do it for health reasons.

You also must have a warm coat, gloves and some kind of head covering like a stocking cap. You must cover your head and ears, or you'll suffer in about ten minutes.

I'll add one more piece of clothing to the list. A silk scarf (not the cotton Howdy Doody/city slicker type). A scarf keeps the blood flow between the head and body warm. Capillaries in your head let out a lot of heat, but the arteries in your neck let out even more. Silk is warmer than wool, softer, and wicks moisture away better than synthetics.

Every rancher, game warden and guide up here has one and swears by them. I have a couple I picked up at Murdochs for $18.

[OctoberFart]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Do you realize the Chiefs have won 20 of the last 23 ?

Do you realize the Chiefs OWN your worthless team.

Do you realize Carr wears eye mascara ?

Don't care about the past 23 as that was the worst in era in franchise history. I'll take the ownage and 3 SB rings. How many does KC have? You know your team is as fraudulent as any in the league.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Chief Northman

Great game plan coach....

he clearly only posted that after long, and thoughtful consideration

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Don't care about the past 23 as that was the worst in era in franchise history. I'll take the ownage and 3 SB rings. How many does KC have? You know your team is as fraudulent as any in the league.

Mr Fart,You didn't address the eye mascara comment.

[NJChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Don't care about the past 23 as that was the worst in era in franchise history. I'll take the ownage and 3 SB rings. How many does KC have? You know your team is as fraudulent as any in the league.

Don't try too hard.

[arrwheader]

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Don't care about the past 23 as that was the worst in era in franchise history. I'll take the ownage and 3 SB rings. How many does KC have? You know your team is as fraudulent as any in the league.

Fart.