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View Poll Results: DOTY Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region | |||
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) | 47 | 37.60% | |
COchief | 22 | 17.60% | |
Thatguy | 30 | 24.00% | |
Setsuna | 45 | 36.00% | |
KC native | 31 | 24.80% | |
Frankie | 43 | 34.40% | |
DaKCMan | 25 | 20.00% | |
Direckshun | 29 | 23.20% | |
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme) | 29 | 23.20% | |
Houstonwhodat | 31 | 24.80% | |
Icarus | 5 | 4.00% | |
InMem58 | 32 | 25.60% | |
JASONSAUTO | 14 | 11.20% | |
Kaepernick | 25 | 20.00% | |
Kaylore | 17 | 13.60% | |
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04-13-2013, 09:38 PM | #1 |
America is great assholes~
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You are a shitbag kid all joking aside~
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04-13-2013, 09:39 PM | #2 |
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04-13-2013, 09:41 PM | #3 |
America is great assholes~
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The fact you do not realize what a pathetic clown you are is amazing~
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04-13-2013, 09:42 PM | #4 |
Everybody Lies.
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04-13-2013, 09:48 PM | #5 |
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Aww shit.
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04-13-2013, 09:49 PM | #6 |
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or when a girl walks by back up aggressively and then when you back into her...
look at her and give her the "what the ****?" look and then go back to the bar and pretend like she was at fault that one has never worked in the history of the world but I like that one or I karaoke to Stay by Lisa Loeb and then walk around with the mic and hump every girl I can find until the song is over...mixed reactions on that one OH ALL TIME FAVORITE this requires being very drunk and again, it's not a fan favorite and it usually results in ejection if not at a home team bar (bar I have immunity at; they exist; I tip well)... walk up behind a girl...it helps if she knows you because this one gets very, very, very mixed results...but my ex and her friends...this was their favorite... walk up behind a girl sitting down...this is best with a polo or t-shirt...make sure she has no idea you are coming up behind her...hell she can be standing up if she's short enough... and then do a jump and pull the bottom of your shirt out and then jump over her with your t-shirt so she's just inside of your shirt...only hold for 1 second or less or they get REALLY mad... that one is a fan favorite for my friends...but usually the girl, unless she has a psychotically dry sense of humor, usually the girl doesn't respond very well to it |
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04-13-2013, 09:54 PM | #7 |
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basically all of these moves cater to making my friends laugh...
but this is why my last 3 girlfriends have all been the same girl, my friends call them Rick girls, because they all fit the same personality girls who get super, sloppy drunk; girls who don't care about anything and never get offended; girls who let me do whatever I want when I'm out and think it's funny my girlfriend was really mad at me one time when I was getting booted from a bar and people started cheering and she had to walk out to the walk of shame like "yeah...that's my boyfriend..." I heard about that one for a few days. or the time I was SO drunk she ditched me at my apartment...so when I was stumbling back to her place (we lived two blocks away)...I missed it by a block and went to "her room" only I was a block short in "her house" only it wasn't her house... I woke up at like 6 AM and looked around "her room" (not her room) and was like wtf? So I walked downstairs in "her house" (again, not her hourse) and some dude was on the couch... I was like..."sup bro...why are you sleeping on the couch?" And he was like "because you were in my bed." I was like "oh, lol!" Yeah. That was bad. Hahaha. My friends and her looked for me for like 4 hours and just assumed I was dead, or hooking up with another girl...but most likely dead. They thought that one was really funny. I'd like to say that happened a while back but that one was literally about 4 months ago. |
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04-13-2013, 09:54 PM | #8 |
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Ok. I've heard enough. I think I am now ready to battle with the skanks of Walmart. I'm heading out. I bid you adieu, gentlemen. I shall return with tales of battle at 1 am CST.
I just need to keep this song in my head at all times, and I might do well. |
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04-13-2013, 09:55 PM | #9 |
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the dude was like "I just figured you were my roommates friend and he told you to pass out in my bed"...
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04-13-2013, 10:18 PM | #10 |
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Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture?
If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus. It would probably be for the best, though. |
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04-13-2013, 10:25 PM | #12 | |
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04-13-2013, 10:34 PM | #13 |
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Hootie and ****una are my winners here.
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04-14-2013, 12:47 AM | #14 |
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I either pissed 4 people off without really knowing it, or 4 people felt bad that I was getting slaughtered. It was just a little bit ago I even realized I was in this. Did you just need filler, Douchemaster?
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04-14-2013, 01:35 AM | #15 |
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