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09-21-2014, 08:41 AM | #136 |
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09-21-2014, 10:02 AM | #137 | |
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If she's capable of being "one of the guys", she will eventually deliver you tail through her friends and women who she discovers are looking for a guy. Hell, just being seen in public with a female who it appears you're not dating can be enough to flip a random females switch. It's some weird form of, "if she trusts him, I can to" shit. The odds of getting a breakfast you can actually consume are drastically higher when emergency crashing at a female friend's place than a male friend's place. Having a "date" to social gatherings when you're not in the mood to take some crazy ass chick you're banging can come in handy as well. It doesn't even eliminate the possibility of meeting someone while you're there. If they're really cool, they're probably better at reading women then you are and can help you not wake up hand cuffed to the bed with your nuts glued to you leg. |
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09-23-2014, 08:05 PM | #138 |
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So I broke it off with me ex about 2.5 months ago. It's been pretty hard.
Anyways, I have a strict no dating a coworker policy, but I started working later hours and now I am here when the cleaning crew arrives every day. There's this cute Mexican girl who I've become friendly with and she's giving me all the signs that I should ask her out. Do you think that would be a bad idea? Also I've never dated or even slept with someone who isn't white. Are Mexican girls crazy or what? |
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09-23-2014, 09:18 PM | #139 |
"You like to drink?"
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Don't shit where you eat brah
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09-23-2014, 09:25 PM | #140 |
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So by having a strict no dating a co-worker policy, you really mean you don't have a policy on dating co-workers whatsoever
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09-23-2014, 09:37 PM | #141 |
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The Denver girl and I are done - I'm proud to say. ...She was a little big boned for my tastes, anyhow. I'm not going to waste any time now that I got this new blow dryer - I'm hitting the town this weekend - flying solo and will figure something out, I assure you.
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09-23-2014, 09:38 PM | #142 |
You Sweetie!
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09-23-2014, 09:54 PM | #143 |
"You like to drink?"
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I showed my cock to a college coed a few months ago.
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09-23-2014, 10:32 PM | #145 |
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He's had a policy up to this point, but he is reconsidering due to the recent breakup and/or presence of cute Mexican chick who may or may not be a great Olé. He just wants to taco bout it. Would you want someone to be jalapeno business?
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09-23-2014, 10:33 PM | #146 |
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09-23-2014, 10:40 PM | #147 | |
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09-23-2014, 10:41 PM | #148 |
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Take her out and see what happens Buck.
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09-23-2014, 10:56 PM | #149 |
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The latter. I was drunk, and I thought showing my junk would be a little quid pro quo in seeing her fantastic boobs.
Didn't work that way.
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09-23-2014, 11:02 PM | #150 |
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Did she laugh or drop her panties?
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