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View Poll Results: DOTY Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region | |||
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) | 47 | 37.60% | |
COchief | 22 | 17.60% | |
Thatguy | 30 | 24.00% | |
Setsuna | 45 | 36.00% | |
KC native | 31 | 24.80% | |
Frankie | 43 | 34.40% | |
DaKCMan | 25 | 20.00% | |
Direckshun | 29 | 23.20% | |
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme) | 29 | 23.20% | |
Houstonwhodat | 31 | 24.80% | |
Icarus | 5 | 4.00% | |
InMem58 | 32 | 25.60% | |
JASONSAUTO | 14 | 11.20% | |
Kaepernick | 25 | 20.00% | |
Kaylore | 17 | 13.60% | |
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04-13-2013, 09:39 PM | #136 | |
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Shit...I'll probably get shot down still. I'll likely end up like I normally do on Saturday nights. With a handful of the alternate reality version of my son or daughter had I been a little more douchey to the girl at Walmart. |
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04-13-2013, 09:39 PM | #137 |
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04-13-2013, 09:41 PM | #138 |
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The fact you do not realize what a pathetic clown you are is amazing~
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04-13-2013, 09:42 PM | #139 | |
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Yeah, the Hootie rape routine is still pretty funny to me. Particularly these two:
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04-13-2013, 09:42 PM | #140 |
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04-13-2013, 09:44 PM | #141 | |
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or I stick my finger in their drink and taste it and then give them a nod and tell them good choice...they really like that one that's a variation of the grab, dip, lick (GDL) I had to retire... grab a girl (usually in an appropriate place or they get really mad, or excited...depends on the girl), dip a finger or two in their drink...and lick that one had to be retired...lot of problems with that one or once you get in with a girl...they really like the move when a guy walks by...I grab his butt cheeks...and then he immediately looks back and I VIGOROUSLY point at the girl standing next to me...that one actually landed me my last girlfriend so I wouldn't suggest the GDL but if you can engage the girl try the butt cheek squeeze and vigorous point...that one is good, but has also gotten me banned from an older (my age) people bar because apparently it's more suitable for the 19-22 year old age range and not the 25-35 year old age range |
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04-13-2013, 09:47 PM | #142 | |
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As far as me taking the internet seriously, I don't. Talk about whatever, that's cool, but when you brag about raping women, you look like a mentally unstable, ****stick. And another thing, bitch, I can be a part of this site if I ****ing well please. If you want to try to run me off, you're going to need to tuck in your meat flaps and stop being such a **** with your insults. |
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04-13-2013, 09:48 PM | #143 | |
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04-13-2013, 09:48 PM | #144 |
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Aww shit.
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04-13-2013, 09:49 PM | #146 |
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or when a girl walks by back up aggressively and then when you back into her...
look at her and give her the "what the ****?" look and then go back to the bar and pretend like she was at fault that one has never worked in the history of the world but I like that one or I karaoke to Stay by Lisa Loeb and then walk around with the mic and hump every girl I can find until the song is over...mixed reactions on that one OH ALL TIME FAVORITE this requires being very drunk and again, it's not a fan favorite and it usually results in ejection if not at a home team bar (bar I have immunity at; they exist; I tip well)... walk up behind a girl...it helps if she knows you because this one gets very, very, very mixed results...but my ex and her friends...this was their favorite... walk up behind a girl sitting down...this is best with a polo or t-shirt...make sure she has no idea you are coming up behind her...hell she can be standing up if she's short enough... and then do a jump and pull the bottom of your shirt out and then jump over her with your t-shirt so she's just inside of your shirt...only hold for 1 second or less or they get REALLY mad... that one is a fan favorite for my friends...but usually the girl, unless she has a psychotically dry sense of humor, usually the girl doesn't respond very well to it |
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04-13-2013, 09:54 PM | #147 |
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basically all of these moves cater to making my friends laugh...
but this is why my last 3 girlfriends have all been the same girl, my friends call them Rick girls, because they all fit the same personality girls who get super, sloppy drunk; girls who don't care about anything and never get offended; girls who let me do whatever I want when I'm out and think it's funny my girlfriend was really mad at me one time when I was getting booted from a bar and people started cheering and she had to walk out to the walk of shame like "yeah...that's my boyfriend..." I heard about that one for a few days. or the time I was SO drunk she ditched me at my apartment...so when I was stumbling back to her place (we lived two blocks away)...I missed it by a block and went to "her room" only I was a block short in "her house" only it wasn't her house... I woke up at like 6 AM and looked around "her room" (not her room) and was like wtf? So I walked downstairs in "her house" (again, not her hourse) and some dude was on the couch... I was like..."sup bro...why are you sleeping on the couch?" And he was like "because you were in my bed." I was like "oh, lol!" Yeah. That was bad. Hahaha. My friends and her looked for me for like 4 hours and just assumed I was dead, or hooking up with another girl...but most likely dead. They thought that one was really funny. I'd like to say that happened a while back but that one was literally about 4 months ago. |
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04-13-2013, 09:54 PM | #148 |
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Ok. I've heard enough. I think I am now ready to battle with the skanks of Walmart. I'm heading out. I bid you adieu, gentlemen. I shall return with tales of battle at 1 am CST.
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04-13-2013, 09:55 PM | #149 |
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the dude was like "I just figured you were my roommates friend and he told you to pass out in my bed"...
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04-13-2013, 10:18 PM | #150 |
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Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture?
If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus. It would probably be for the best, though. |
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